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@kellulz.bsky.social

Arts wanker. Friend of ducks. Trying to be less creepy when asking to see pictures of your pets. Naarm/Melbourne

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These very low-tech watches, issued by the race, are the only watches the runners are allowed to wear. #BM100

14.02.2026 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 260    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

The conch was blown at 5:00am. The 2026 Barkley Marathons begins in one hour. #BM100

14.02.2026 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 546    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 65
kid about to punch pro-ice kid

kid about to punch pro-ice kid

Be Okay

13.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9619    πŸ” 475    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 79
danny's original tweet which reads, Today, students at my high school in Chicago held an Anti-ICE protest.

I was the only one that decided to hold a sign that said β€˜I Love ICE’.

Instead of allowing me to express my opinion, I was assaulted β€” Just for standing up for law enforcement.

What is happening to America? 

there is a 47 second video that sees multiple other kids talk smack to him and one of them just lays into him physically

danny's original tweet which reads, Today, students at my high school in Chicago held an Anti-ICE protest. I was the only one that decided to hold a sign that said β€˜I Love ICE’. Instead of allowing me to express my opinion, I was assaulted β€” Just for standing up for law enforcement. What is happening to America? there is a 47 second video that sees multiple other kids talk smack to him and one of them just lays into him physically

a quote tweet that has transcription from the punch. the tweet reads:β€œYou’re gonna punch me?”
β€œYeah”
β€œThen you’re gonna in trouble for that”
β€œOkay”

Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week.

the frame in question is the kid winding up for a punch. it looks exactly like the pepe punching meme

a quote tweet that has transcription from the punch. the tweet reads:β€œYou’re gonna punch me?” β€œYeah” β€œThen you’re gonna in trouble for that” β€œOkay” Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week. the frame in question is the kid winding up for a punch. it looks exactly like the pepe punching meme

over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao

the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes

13.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 11002    πŸ” 2051    πŸ’¬ 314    πŸ“Œ 504

there’s a longer version here in which our hero follows up by telling him β€œyou can go peacefully fuck yourself” after he claims to be β€œpeacefully standing for my beliefs”

13.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1798    πŸ” 276    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 32

I’d be happy for humans to go extinct and Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pigs take over Earth. Thank you amorous mothers

13.02.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you are sad about being single on Valentine’s Day I recommend going to ikea and watching all the arguing couples

13.02.2026 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Revolutionary change at Liberal HQ - Angus Taylor’s Kings School education and his work at global management consultants McKinsey should see a fresh focus on the needs of ordinary people

12.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 289    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 8
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Appreciate every asshole with a fash tache for making themselves easily identifiable in public

12.02.2026 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of gallup

A photo of gallup

Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...

11.02.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3702    πŸ” 1376    πŸ’¬ 724    πŸ“Œ 1669
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"interaction with police" what are we doing here?

10.02.2026 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 411    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 8
When The Tram Stops, You Stop!
YouTube video by Taitset When The Tram Stops, You Stop!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz1I...

10.02.2026 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Get these on the feet of every slow walker in Melbourne plz

10.02.2026 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sadly amusing that it took Haaretz to pick up on this line by Albanese

10.02.2026 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 355    πŸ” 150    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 37

Hopefully new kids artworks 🀞

10.02.2026 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI don’t like human rights” 😐 Are you going to do your annual Lunar New Year photos on here? please yes

10.02.2026 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My strategy now is to make it weird by looking dead seriously at them and telling them I don’t like what they are collecting for. β€œI don’t like veterans” β€œI don’t like Paralympians” my favourite was β€œI don’t like puppies”

10.02.2026 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If we are going to ban symbols and phrases because of 'social cohesion' then we really should start banning some moustaches too.

09.02.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 639    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 9
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Live: Minns admits clashes 'don't look good' but defends police after Herzog rally clashes Twenty-seven people were arrested, including 10 for assaulting police, on Monday night at a demonstration against Israeli President Isaac Herzog's visit to Australia.

Chris Minns and the NSW Police running lines about "the crowd really took part in some type of contagion of groupthink" and "small videos being put up ... out of context"; but somehow despite the "rolling melee of violence" there were no injuries to police www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

09.02.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 3

One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way.

The answer is always β€˜Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’

10.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8246    πŸ” 2232    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 31

always so funny to me when people are like β€œhow am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. β€œwhy did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

10.02.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 14432    πŸ” 2899    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 457

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

08.02.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 17665    πŸ” 5361    πŸ’¬ 241    πŸ“Œ 247

β€œABC NEWS Verify is looking for video from last night's Sydney protest to forensically examine what went on, and to unpack the competing narratives between protesters and police. All vision is welcome β€” not just of controversial events but also of the lead up to, and aftermath of flashpoints.”

09.02.2026 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

Footage like this really illustrates the full meaning of the chant: "We are all Palestinians." Authoritarian violence in Gaza and the West Bank begets authoritarian violence in Sydney. Tomorrow, it just might be you with the knee in your back and the fist in your face.

09.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Mind you, all of this could have been avoided by simply not inviting Herzog in the first place.

09.02.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A post from 2019.
We’ve been betrayed 😞😞 #auspol

09.02.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 301    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 17
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09.02.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 201    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 20
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It wasn’t impossible - the cops where there to incite violence. And Albanese (and everyone else) knew this would happen and he let it.

09.02.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 418    πŸ” 162    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 18

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