Jim Clyburn gives the exact same reasoning for staying in office as Ruth Bader Ginsburg. I'm sure it will go well this time!
Charlie Brown Says He Was 'Betrayed' When Lucy Pulled Football
A sophomore waves a Palestinian flag and the entire media demands an inquisition. The government demands a list of all Jews attending Columbia and there’s barely a peep.
Melat Kiros will join me on Substack Live this Thursday. A working-class champion who was #CANCELLED for standing up for Palestine, Melat is running against corporate Democrat Diana DeGette, who has held the seat for nearly 30 years.
Mark your calendars!
open.substack.com/live-stream/...
How much roast beef did you eat?
The biggest myth in politics is that Republicans are good for the economy.
Gender affirming care.
Mao Zedong (performative male): "Women hold up half the sky."
Me (true ally): "Women hold up the entire sky."
Solidarity with Rama Duwaji, the original Hot Girl for Zohran.
My version of the “NYT reporter walks into a dinner” is all the guys I train Jiu Jitsu with went from sharing the White House’s boomer memes to generic boomer memes saying “when you wanted no war and the Epstein files but got no Epstein files and yes war.”
It’s used in the military and they think it mages the sound smart and cool
Graham Platner will be president. You know who else likes the troops but hates foreign wars? Every American. You know who else thinks rich people are too rich? Every American. You know who else got a dumb tattoo when they were 22 and drunk, or know someone who did? Every American. Max relatability.
Probably found a DJT > JE email reading "I love having sex with underage girls as much as I love making fun of Leo Terrel."
Graham Platner with the best pro-trans message I’ve heard from a viable Senate candidate. It’s not a coincidence that it came from the guy without legions of high-paid consultants telling him to "moderate" on trans rights.
I wrote about the discomforting acceptance of violence in Jewish and Christian communities, including against civilians, which is driving the Israeli-American War on Iran.
www.joewrote.com/p/we-need-to...
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Spent $44 billion on a website that calls him a dumbass
Which of these takes do you think is worse?
1. The Atlantic calling Netanyahu "conflict avoidant”
2. The New York Times saying Trump "finally embraced militarism after years of caution”
I read through these garage articles, and I still can’t decide.
www.joewrote.com/p/debunking-...
Tomorrow. It’s good, if I do say so myself.
"Zohran, how will you address the fun epidemic? Do you condemn joy in all of its forms?"
The absolute contempt on his face is golden. "You want me to ban snowball fights? Are you fucking serious?"
AI, and therefore the tech industry, and therefore the stock market, and therefore your finances, and therefore the social fabric of our society, is maintained by dumb guys drawing lines on graphs in a scheme so obvious it would make Charles Ponzi blush.
Why I (and probably you) am obsessed with Alysa Liu
www.joewrote.com/p/why-i-and-...
The Israeli bobsled gave the most Israeli performance ever:
> Steal someone else’s idea, call yourself “Shul Runnings”
> Captain born in opposite Middle East (Boston)
> Complain announcers were “antisemitic” (announcers cooked)
> Cheat
> Finish last
> Do hasbara for your cheating
Iconic
Full documents. The section on protest liability is on page 19 and 20: "Our reputation and business may be harmed by news or social media coverage or other external scrutiny of Palantir or our leadership."
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UPDATE: Some have downplayed activists’ role in removing Palantir from Denver. But Palantir’s end-of-year 2025 SEC filing shows the protests threatened its business, prompting the relocation to Miami.
Pressure works. Your voice has power. Don’t ever let someone tell you it doesn’t. ✊
The Supreme Court ruled Trump has "presumptive immunity for official actions." It's going to come back to bite them so hard.
The most important thing for you to know is that a "prediction market" is just a sportsbook. The term is a way for them to get around state gambling licenses.
Four more things you need to know👇🏻
