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@porguinturtle.bsky.social

Trans Texan, resident Turtle. She/They

31 Followers  |  37 Following  |  21 Posts  |  Joined: 28.11.2024  |  2.1946

Latest posts by porguinturtle.bsky.social on Bluesky

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05.11.2025 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 85645    ๐Ÿ” 18371    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3227    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2425

Most hits in a single postseason:

2025 Ernie Clement: 30
2020 Randy Arozarena: 29
2025 Vladimir Guerrero Jr.: 28

02.11.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 314    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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31.10.2024 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54740    ๐Ÿ” 16754    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 456    ๐Ÿ“Œ 375

I like posting here because I can say that I want to kill ChatGPT with hammers and I don't get swarmed by bots like blue arse flies on an old bit of ham

29.10.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 589    ๐Ÿ” 79    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A fox dressed as CakeJumper

A fox dressed as CakeJumper

What an interesting fox... Seems like it would be a jumper of cakes. #cakejumper

26.10.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 84    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every minute you spend worrying is a minute you could be spending eating a block of cheese

25.10.2025 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 321    ๐Ÿ” 92    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Dropout Is Going To Charge You More (if you want)
When we announced a price increase earlier this year (for new and returning subscribers ONLY), we saw something strange happen - many people were ASKING us t... Dropout Is Going To Charge You More (if you want)

Dropout is going to charge you more (if you want) www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSd...

21.10.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 692    ๐Ÿ” 120    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

Everyone should play beastieball

16.10.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My sprecko plush from @beastieball.bsky.social is a big San Diego Padres fan. They are very nervous watching this winner take all game 3.

Letโ€™s go Padres!

02.10.2025 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Samalamadingdong

25.08.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Protesters repaint crosswalk near Pulse while FDOT paints over more roadways State and city officials are disputing which roadways violate FDOT rules.

WESH-TV - Protesters in Orlando have repainted the Pulse Memorial crosswalk after Florida state-directed crews removed the rainbow stripes that honor the 49 lives lost during the 2016 massacre.

23.08.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2094    ๐Ÿ” 513    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 123

Their memorials are history. Ours are political. Because as always, there are two sexualities - straight, and political.

Two genders - male, and political.

Two religions - Christian, and political.

Two races - white, and political.

22.08.2025 07:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6219    ๐Ÿ” 2697    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 62
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Why โ€˜Silksongโ€™ Took Seven Years to Make The highly anticipated indie game has been in production for so long that itโ€™s become an internet meme

BREAKING: Silksong will be out on September 4. Two weeks from today. Really.

Often, games that take 7+ years to make are plagued by mismanagement and painful burnout. But for Silksong? Team Cherry was having a blast. They still are.

This is their story: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

21.08.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9106    ๐Ÿ” 3015    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 141    ๐Ÿ“Œ 844
Letter that reads:Hey guys!!!!  Wow what an honor to be your choice to represent Dropout in the role of PRESIDENT. I am so excited. So many things I want to do. Christmas in July. Two proms. Universal healthcare. Unfortunately none of these dreams can become reality until after we have won the war. The infinity war.   Today I would like to announce that I, Vic Michaelis, h. PRESIDENT of Dropout will be diverting all of Dropoutโ€™s resources to getting Marvelโ€™s Avengers: Endgame on the platform.  I will utilize ever power at my disposal to make sure this happens. I will DM Goofy if I have to. I know what youโ€™re thinking โ€œVic, whatโ€™s gonna happen to my favorite show???โ€ Itโ€™s gonna get cancelled probably (VIP is safe), but it will all be worth is when we get to watch iron man an the gang kick than-manโ€™s ass in medium resolution straight from the Dropout servers!!!  Anyways H.A.G.S!!!!  Vic Michaelis   President of Dropout (Peopleโ€™s Voice)  Ps. Sam if you change a word of this your fired :/"

Letter that reads:Hey guys!!!! Wow what an honor to be your choice to represent Dropout in the role of PRESIDENT. I am so excited. So many things I want to do. Christmas in July. Two proms. Universal healthcare. Unfortunately none of these dreams can become reality until after we have won the war. The infinity war. Today I would like to announce that I, Vic Michaelis, h. PRESIDENT of Dropout will be diverting all of Dropoutโ€™s resources to getting Marvelโ€™s Avengers: Endgame on the platform. I will utilize ever power at my disposal to make sure this happens. I will DM Goofy if I have to. I know what youโ€™re thinking โ€œVic, whatโ€™s gonna happen to my favorite show???โ€ Itโ€™s gonna get cancelled probably (VIP is safe), but it will all be worth is when we get to watch iron man an the gang kick than-manโ€™s ass in medium resolution straight from the Dropout servers!!! Anyways H.A.G.S!!!! Vic Michaelis President of Dropout (Peopleโ€™s Voice) Ps. Sam if you change a word of this your fired :/"

The 1st official statement from the new Honorary President of Dropout, @vicmmic.bsky.social ๐Ÿซก

20.08.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1543    ๐Ÿ” 215    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

samalamadingdong

15.08.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 353    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
15.08.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 844    ๐Ÿ” 67    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

We're not in theoretical "they could come after sfw queer content LATER" territory anymore. It is being used to come after sfw queer content NOW.

Spread this around, send the article to any and every news outlet/content creator you can think of. The alarms need to be sounded

And KEEP CALLING

12.08.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8028    ๐Ÿ” 6627    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
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TOMORROW...the season finale of Game Changer on Dropout

...and this one changes everything ๐Ÿ˜‰

10.08.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1004    ๐Ÿ” 69    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
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[#Beastieball] โš ๏ธspoilers in picture
after 3 weeks, I drew all 106 beasties + alt & raremorphs
AND human characters for this personal project <3

06.08.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 103    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
UNDERTALE - Memories

Hello.

It's almost been 10 years since UNDERTALE released.

Now, I'm looking for your memories.

Let's turn back together.

Face the flower and speak.

memories.undertale.com

26.07.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32880    ๐Ÿ” 9406    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3465    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9297
A black and white cat dressed as Ralsei from Deltarune, wearing round glasses, a turquoise paper hat, and a pink scarf.

A black and white cat dressed as Ralsei from Deltarune, wearing round glasses, a turquoise paper hat, and a pink scarf.

Happy Undertale anniversary. Please enjoy Ralsei Uni

26.07.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13558    ๐Ÿ” 3830    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 82    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

Ok but I want to thank the team for caring so much about what made US feel comfy & sexy (Bikini? Great. Winter coat? Welcomed.) Featuring all kinds of hotties I never get to see on TV, really feeling ourselves, on a highly professional set? Unusual & SO welcome in Hollywood.

24.07.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1872    ๐Ÿ” 132    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's Riley's dev-mandated birthday! Happy birthday Riley!!

19.07.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 217    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Curse Not the King Why CBSโ€™s cancellation of โ€œThe Late Show With Stephen Colbertโ€ stinks to high hell.

I concur with @gruber.fooโ€™s assessment that Americansโ€™ ability to publicly mock those in power is a notable differentiator between us and nations like China or Russia, and that Colbertโ€™s Late Show cancellation is a dead canary in our national coal mine.

daringfireball.net/2025/07/curs...

19.07.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BIG DUMPER!!!!

15.07.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Raleigh advancing by less than a few inches?? Now this is the chaos I love about this game.

GOOO BIG DUMPER

15.07.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching the MLB homerun derby and they let them say fatest ass on national television??? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Anyway I am here rooting for Cal Raleigh and Brent Rooker

15.07.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
barnes hitting a volleyball into sports kings face, art by Chloe Ezra

barnes hitting a volleyball into sports kings face, art by Chloe Ezra

like to throw more balls at him

10.07.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 223    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Nausea Dysphoria, Song from Drawfee "Va-PRIDE-ity"
YouTube video by Kayleigh โ€œGhaspeyโ€ McKee Nausea Dysphoria, Song from Drawfee "Va-PRIDE-ity"

I uploaded my song from the @drawfeeshow.com stream to Youtube finally!

youtu.be/ZpKDH2Z9P1A

05.07.2025 09:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 304    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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