@porguinturtle.bsky.social
Trans Texan, resident Turtle. She/They
Most hits in a single postseason:
2025 Ernie Clement: 30
2020 Randy Arozarena: 29
2025 Vladimir Guerrero Jr.: 28
I like posting here because I can say that I want to kill ChatGPT with hammers and I don't get swarmed by bots like blue arse flies on an old bit of ham
29.10.2025 00:49 โ ๐ 589 ๐ 79 ๐ฌ 17 ๐ 0A fox dressed as CakeJumper
What an interesting fox... Seems like it would be a jumper of cakes. #cakejumper
26.10.2025 17:56 โ ๐ 84 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0every minute you spend worrying is a minute you could be spending eating a block of cheese
25.10.2025 20:43 โ ๐ 321 ๐ 92 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 1Dropout is going to charge you more (if you want) www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSd...
21.10.2025 18:01 โ ๐ 692 ๐ 120 ๐ฌ 23 ๐ 27Everyone should play beastieball
16.10.2025 01:17 โ ๐ 58 ๐ 17 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My sprecko plush from @beastieball.bsky.social is a big San Diego Padres fan. They are very nervous watching this winner take all game 3.
Letโs go Padres!
Samalamadingdong
25.08.2025 18:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0WESH-TV - Protesters in Orlando have repainted the Pulse Memorial crosswalk after Florida state-directed crews removed the rainbow stripes that honor the 49 lives lost during the 2016 massacre.
23.08.2025 13:25 โ ๐ 2094 ๐ 513 ๐ฌ 37 ๐ 123Their memorials are history. Ours are political. Because as always, there are two sexualities - straight, and political.
Two genders - male, and political.
Two religions - Christian, and political.
Two races - white, and political.
BREAKING: Silksong will be out on September 4. Two weeks from today. Really.
Often, games that take 7+ years to make are plagued by mismanagement and painful burnout. But for Silksong? Team Cherry was having a blast. They still are.
This is their story: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
Letter that reads:Hey guys!!!! Wow what an honor to be your choice to represent Dropout in the role of PRESIDENT. I am so excited. So many things I want to do. Christmas in July. Two proms. Universal healthcare. Unfortunately none of these dreams can become reality until after we have won the war. The infinity war. Today I would like to announce that I, Vic Michaelis, h. PRESIDENT of Dropout will be diverting all of Dropoutโs resources to getting Marvelโs Avengers: Endgame on the platform. I will utilize ever power at my disposal to make sure this happens. I will DM Goofy if I have to. I know what youโre thinking โVic, whatโs gonna happen to my favorite show???โ Itโs gonna get cancelled probably (VIP is safe), but it will all be worth is when we get to watch iron man an the gang kick than-manโs ass in medium resolution straight from the Dropout servers!!! Anyways H.A.G.S!!!! Vic Michaelis President of Dropout (Peopleโs Voice) Ps. Sam if you change a word of this your fired :/"
The 1st official statement from the new Honorary President of Dropout, @vicmmic.bsky.social ๐ซก
20.08.2025 15:15 โ ๐ 1543 ๐ 215 ๐ฌ 31 ๐ 15samalamadingdong
15.08.2025 20:04 โ ๐ 353 ๐ 22 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 3We're not in theoretical "they could come after sfw queer content LATER" territory anymore. It is being used to come after sfw queer content NOW.
Spread this around, send the article to any and every news outlet/content creator you can think of. The alarms need to be sounded
And KEEP CALLING
TOMORROW...the season finale of Game Changer on Dropout
...and this one changes everything ๐
[#Beastieball] โ ๏ธspoilers in picture
after 3 weeks, I drew all 106 beasties + alt & raremorphs
AND human characters for this personal project <3
Hello.
It's almost been 10 years since UNDERTALE released.
Now, I'm looking for your memories.
Let's turn back together.
Face the flower and speak.
memories.undertale.com
A black and white cat dressed as Ralsei from Deltarune, wearing round glasses, a turquoise paper hat, and a pink scarf.
Happy Undertale anniversary. Please enjoy Ralsei Uni
26.07.2025 13:24 โ ๐ 13558 ๐ 3830 ๐ฌ 82 ๐ 43Ok but I want to thank the team for caring so much about what made US feel comfy & sexy (Bikini? Great. Winter coat? Welcomed.) Featuring all kinds of hotties I never get to see on TV, really feeling ourselves, on a highly professional set? Unusual & SO welcome in Hollywood.
24.07.2025 22:19 โ ๐ 1872 ๐ 132 ๐ฌ 20 ๐ 0It's Riley's dev-mandated birthday! Happy birthday Riley!!
19.07.2025 21:37 โ ๐ 217 ๐ 45 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 3I concur with @gruber.fooโs assessment that Americansโ ability to publicly mock those in power is a notable differentiator between us and nations like China or Russia, and that Colbertโs Late Show cancellation is a dead canary in our national coal mine.
daringfireball.net/2025/07/curs...
BIG DUMPER!!!!
15.07.2025 02:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Raleigh advancing by less than a few inches?? Now this is the chaos I love about this game.
GOOO BIG DUMPER
Watching the MLB homerun derby and they let them say fatest ass on national television??? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Anyway I am here rooting for Cal Raleigh and Brent Rooker
barnes hitting a volleyball into sports kings face, art by Chloe Ezra
like to throw more balls at him
10.07.2025 22:52 โ ๐ 223 ๐ 35 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1I uploaded my song from the @drawfeeshow.com stream to Youtube finally!
youtu.be/ZpKDH2Z9P1A