Andrew Kaye

I went in as a fan of the original movies, and my wife went in having never seen them, and we were both laughing our butts off.

The Naked Gun was hilarious. An hour and a half well spent.

🫂

Thank you. It's hard but we'll manage.

Yeah. It's not great.

My dad passed away yesterday.

I don't have the space here to write everything down neatly like I did on Threads, but I will leave you with this:

Make the most of your time here. Find things that bring you joy. Find people that make you happy. Learn. Grow. Be kind and laugh often.

Today on Defenestration: Andria Kennedy pulls back the curtain on Disney's mysterious story department, where the latest sequels are being planned out at this moment. Have you been looking forward to the next Snow White or the 42nd Frozen?

"One load of dishes
And two loads of dishes
And cycle through the wrath of my
Dishwashaaaaaaaa!"

Me, a totally normal human adult, doing totally normal human chores.

Today on Defenestration: The neighbors love Kevin's dedication to the fine art of dubstepping all night and partying every day. Read more in the latest by Alex Dermody!

Lots, apparently. Got that beignet booty going on. 😆

This starfish has a butt.

I was going through vacation photos and found this. I don't know what they're doing to the starfish at the Audubon Aquarium, but this one clearly has a butt.

Nasty. I'm sorry. 🤢

Especially for how long you have that flavor stuck in your mouth.

I don't really associate salted caramel with clean teeth. 😆

Ugh, those are ALL awful flavors for fluoride. 😦

I remember when I had time to paint entire 2,000-point armies in a month. Those days are long gone! 😆

WIP of a lizardman miniature.

WIP of a lizardman miniature.

I'm trying to focus on painting an entire unit of Saurus for my #AgeofSigmar army, and it's slow progress. Worked on some scales tonight. Base coat on the left, second layer on the left. One more layer of highlights and the purple will be done. 😮‍💨 #WarhammerCommunity

Rogue Hair: A Star Wars Story.

Today on Defenestration: Are you prepared? To meditate? If not, Dan Weaver knows exactly how to get you into the right mindset with one powerful paragraph.

Who knew?!

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Me, whispering: "Fit check for my napalm era."

"I know that monkey! His name is Donkey."

I got #DonkeyKongBananza today and I've been enjoying destroying absolutely everything. The ground. Some monkey's dinner. Some other monkey's house. Nothing is safe.

Happened to me twice and I still haven't forgiven him.

I've been quiet for the past week because I was vacationing in New Orleans with my family! I'm back home, but I already miss the city. I ate so much good food that it's going to take a while to recalibrate my tastebuds to regular stuff.

Today on Defenestration: Kimberly Emilia shares the wonderful sights (and smells) of a trip on a tandem bicycle with her future father-in-law.

Yes to the political intrigue. History is mostly revealed through epigraphs that begin each chapter. Irulan (Florence Pugh's character) is a prolific writer and provides most of those.

They were simpler times.

Subject matter aside, those are terrible poems.

I'd want to tell him "Don't quit your day job," but he should probably quit his day job, too.

My wife and I both read Dune after watching the first movie and things were much clearer. I liked the book more, but the visuals for the movies are amazing. I think they complement each other well.

I was not able to reattach the top half of his body to the bottom half of his body.

"I've been halved!"