M

Your hands aren't the same size since waking up

Your dog has been facing the corner for 3 days straight

ok

That's not your heartbeat you're hearing. It's theirs

Your shadow has too many fingers today

Your dreams are broadcast on channel 83.9 after midnight

LOOOOL

Your lips move slightly when you read others' thoughts

Your phone learns faster when you're not touching it

roblox egirl

Your reflection is still smiling after you stop

fuck israel

The grocery store has an aisle that wasn't there yesterday

The stars went out last night. These are new ones

Your appendix writes messages in Morse code during storms

STOP RAPING ME

Your shadow weighs more than you do now

The shower runs colder when you think about certain names

The shower runs colder when you think about certain names

The children outside haven't moved in 4 hours. They're waiting for dark

Leg press I’m sorry for every transgression and slight I’ve ever made please just stop doing this to me

I DID IT. Im seein stars! But i fuckin did it

We are back and today we WILL be achieving 135 for 3x8 on squat again i refuse to fail this this is light weight

Omg ur so right and im not even watching one pace im just going thru the whole thing filler and all 😭😭 you’ll prolly catch up to me anyway with the rate im going!!

OMG YEAH hes literally me I’ve already attached myself to this character so much i love him 😭😭 im a slow watcher and i think im only on episode 92?? If you wanna i can wait while you catch up!!

HAII omg I’m barely ahead of you i just started arabasta!! You’re gonna have such a good time I love our little straw hats :’))

Monkey D Luffy he is literally me

“You need a unilateral movement to build ur upper glutes M!!” What if I turned into a puddle of goo

Alright ALRIGHT!!! I’ll add the fucking Bulgarians to my routine

Getting noobie gains after taking a break from the gym 😃👍👍👍

Gaining 5 billion pounds worth of water weight from both muscle growth and not being able to resist the urge to have a nice salty snack 👎👎👎👎