Chloe Cumming

Saturday's @theguardian.com cartoon
#iranwar #middleastconflict #Trump #Hegseth #Netanyahu

Chumbawumbulance, the ambulance for when you get knocked down

i need the “llms are might be conscious” folx to read this

This section is now called ‘Clade of Glires’ cos
I couldn’t get those words out of my head, and now it’s accurate

www.chloecumming.com/glires

Duchess Pandora is now sold! (The drawing not the woman)

Buy fine art. Feel like a boss bitch.

record labels / shops are blowing it by not being on bluesky. it may not be the biggest community but people on here are passionate and actually buy music. embedded links also help, i listen to way more music that other people recommend than i ever did on twitter, simply because it's much easier

What this is (like so much in the publishing industry right now) is prioritising shit books by famous people that will briefly sell a lot then be forgotten over books with steady longevity by writers who've spent years learning their craft. It's money-grabbing cowardice & book lovers see through it.

It turns out that electing the pedophile was bad, who could’ve seen that one coming

you too can be an international art collector it's pretty easy these days

Buy fine art. Feel like a boss bitch.

This section is now called ‘Clade of Glires’ cos
I couldn’t get those words out of my head, and now it’s accurate

www.chloecumming.com/glires

I have actually renamed this gallery Clade of Glires, even though those words aren’t going to be familiar to most people, I like them and it’s accurate

www.chloecumming.com/glires

I’ll say just one more time for late Saturday morning (UK time) : Here are some birds. #birdsky

-yes

I’ll say just one more time for late Saturday morning (UK time) : Here are some birds. #birdsky

Long Eared Owl with red and green

And I’ve gotta say, occasionally buying a fine art or two really does make me feel a) surrounded by beauty, b) like a boss bitch, c) like a Patron of the Arts—a Medici without the corruption, murder, or vast wealth. 😅

“happy Women’s History Month, you dumb bitches”

I still think a lot about this tremendous caption in Smash Hits.

Here’s my regular reminder that if children’s book publishers insist on prioritising celebrity books, it will undermine the decades of effort it’s taken to achieve critical and commercial credibility by convincing people that *anyone* can write a kid’s book, and they’re basically just merchandise.

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

It’s the thing of wanting to have your cake and eat it. I want to have all my privileges and luck and access and enhanced face and appearance but I also want to convey to you that I’m not like that but that I do definitely have that but that I’m definitely not like that

An Arctic tern chick calling for mum and food on Inner Farne Island. A lovely one for greyday!

#birdoftheday #bird #greyday

‘I’m just normal and I like crisps and I say fuck’

I actively like some of them/ their work but honestly. It’s like celebrities are the only real people and they get to pretend they’re just normal losers to feel better about their massive privilege and broadcast it and obliterate the rest of us with their bright spotlights and shiny hair

And I was a bit like fuck off mate

Specifics. I was playing a lil game on the PC as my daughter watched Brian Badonde (Kayvan Novak) interview Jameela Jamil. She said she just blundered into her career in TV & Hollywood and she has her own podcast but it’s for people talking about all their failures, with such guests as Steve Carell.

[0011617] Children born in prison are never released

I’m usually quite tolerant of a modest amount of nonsense because I do have some empathy with getting things wrong socially and saying wrong things. But I have to draw lines when it upsets me. Thanks for investigating