thea guanzon 🦋

Me to my irl last month while we discussed her ADHD: I wonder if I should also get tested—

My irl: Girl we have been together every second of every day of this vacation. You have ADHD.

Another irl who stayed at my place over the last weekend, out of the blue: Hey do you happen to have ADHD?

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It’s the “Best, Thea” for me

Against a dark green background with autumnal leaves and branches, a 3D hardback of THE GODS MUST BURN by T. R. Moore. Below, white text: “There are stories that stay with you forever and The Gods Must Burn is one of them. The mythology is so layered and rich, the romance is angsty and soaring and epic, and T.R. Moore’s prose is gorgeous and lyrical, yet unflinching—the result is a true masterpiece. This book tore my heart out and put it back together again and it was an honor.” — Thea Guanzon, New York Times and #1 international bestselling author The Hurricane Wars

"This book tore my heart out and put it back together again and it was an honour"

A stunning endorsement from @theagwrites.bsky.social for @authortrmoore.bsky.social 's THE GODS MUST BURN.

Coming to a bookshop near you in February 2026!

Preorder: https://geni.us/godsmb

My cat: *yelling nonstop at the crack of dawn*

My friend who’s sleeping over, sitting up in bed, in tears: I don’t know what you want! Speak English!

My cat: *continues yelling, didn’t even stop for a second, yelled over her, in fact*

Pancakes has claimed another victim…

Me before the Halloween rave vs. me five hours into the Halloween rave 💀💀💀

My very sweet and normie guy friend who isn’t familiar with fantasy but buys and reads my books: I want to support your latest novel, Thea, but I don’t know… The guy is a minotaur or something?

My alpha-werewolf-smut-connoisseur friend, shouting from across the table: EXCUSE ME, OSKAR IS A HALF-ORC

Me heading out for drinks: “I will go home early and be in bed at a reasonable hour because I am a responsible adult”

Me at 6:30 in the morning:

After a month of existential crisis and sleepless nights, I’ve submitted the revised draft!!! I still have the epilogue left to write but the main HURRICANE WARS story is complete 🥹 Please enjoy my editor spiraling in the comments, plus a bonus meme from my friend Lou after a certain excerpt 👁️👄👁️

Just me catching wind of the news while I was at a bar so my irl and I promptly crashed out 😔✊🏼

YOUR FIT IS EVERYTHING 😍😍😍

If you have not yet read #tusklove by @theagwrites.bsky.social you should really get on that. It's excellent. Started whilst on tour at the lovely Bodiam Castle and now had time to finish it up.

It is free attendance and registration opens October 27th at noon! Check instagram.com/label_calix/ for more info 💜💛

My schedule:

My darling French readers!!! I will be in Paris for Le Royaume Calix, an immersive event celebrating my publisher’s flagship books. Come thru if you’re in town so I can sully your beautiful HURRICANE WARS and MONSOON RISING editions with my bad handwriting 🥹🫶🏼 More info below ⬇️

I’ve been offline but AAAAH JESTERRRR 🥹

Animated blue tiefling with a cute blue bob haircut leans in close to “camera”. Small horns that curve back and up. Violet eyes. Fingerless glove hands splayed on the table flanked by small lanterns.

Jester, my beloved 🩵

Gah I’m so hyped! Also I bet this first season will bring up the @theagwrites.bsky.social classic, Tusk Love ❤️‍🔥

The staging of this photo is chef’s kiss 😌

I have both #books now! 👏 #Reylo #TheHurriacaneWars #AMonsoonRising @theagwrites.bsky.social

Omg yay I’m so happy that you had a good time with it!!! 🥰

a black and white cat with a sad look on its face is covering its mouth with its paw . Alt: a black and white cat with a sad look on its face is covering its mouth with its paw .

Broke my reading slump and FINALLY finished Tusk Love 😭 @theagwrites.bsky.social the hype was correct, it was everything

IT’S SO PRETTY 😭❤️

picture of the cover of Tusk Love by Thea Guanzon. it's a white cover with art of a purple skinned lady with curled horns in a wedding dress with her arms around a green skinned man with ponted ears in a prince charming style wedding suit. above the book is a bookplate card with Thea's signature. the book also came with a white and gold d20 dice.

@sushigirlali.bsky.social was the GOAT and got me the wedding edition of @theagwrites.bsky.social's Tusk Love from NYCC 😍😍😍
Now I have a home for the signed bookplate I got at SDCC back in July

Some gorgeous author copies just came in the mail!!! I… don’t know when this TikTok-exclusive hardback of A Monsoon Rising will launch (I’M BUSY REVISING OK I’M JUST A GIRL 😭), but the paperback hits U.K. shelves Nov. 6th, including this stunning teal edge from The Works 💜🩵

My super fun and somewhat ill-advised month-long travels have come to an end. Now I revise a HURRICANE WARS book… for the very last time 🥺 Leaving you with these texts from my editor and the hope that I’ll do justice to Alaric & Talasyn’s story. See you all on the other side 🫡

IF YOUR FEELINGS ARE STILL WHAT THEY WERE LAST APRIL, TELL ME SO AT ONCE. MY AFFECTIONS AND WISHES HAVE NOT CHANGED BUT ONE WORD FROM YOU WILL SILENCE ME FOREVER

I am feeling emosh in this Waffle House tonight, there is nowhere in this world I have travelled to wherein a rat did not welcome me with open arms and drive me around and humor my need for fake candid photos at major tourist sites. I truly appreciate you all 🥹🫶🏼

After all these years I finally met @3rdoption.bsky.social and @syndulla2.bsky.social 😭❤️ Thanks for an amazing day ladies!!! 🐀

For someone who doesn’t believe in marriage I sure do fly internationally to attend weddings 😭😭😭

Another continent, another beautiful wedding ❤️

Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here? 🤔