@1davidj.bsky.social
30 | speedrunning, osrs, league of legends enthusiast | meme addict | software developer | F-Zero GX, X, Kirby Air Ride speedrunner
7 quotes on this tweet but i click to view them and only 3 are visible, i wonder what could possibly be going on
25.01.2026 05:38 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When I Want to Find the 8 Red Coins but my Bitch Wife Wants to Find 5 Silver Stars
17.01.2026 00:27 โ ๐ 519 ๐ 176 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1if it's any consolation, the vc is ass and only has like 3 games
15.01.2026 18:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0is there new info about it? i'm interested in going
15.01.2026 17:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0i can't believe this is working
15.01.2026 01:05 โ ๐ 3486 ๐ 1406 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 5featured in the key image but not as 1 of the runs to watch in the article is so funny LMFAO
bonus points for the article saying "it would not be a Pokรฉmon game being streamed at GDQ if it didnโt run over the planned time" about the emerald run when your run in the same event didn't go over
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Banger
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Olimar after spending 20 minutes walking back to the onion:
09.01.2026 20:57 โ ๐ 2809 ๐ 1013 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0THEY NEVER BELIEVED ME BUT THE TRUTH WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME
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finally a good recommendation
03.01.2026 01:14 โ ๐ 37 ๐ 10 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0big if trueman
02.01.2026 23:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How about drink less, we can fail that this week
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LMFAO
01.01.2026 01:48 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Taking the late Hail Mary to try for the naughty list I see
25.12.2025 05:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0This list is crazy we have content for YEARS
25.12.2025 04:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The Star is Atop the Tree. Do You Allow Your Greed to Ruin Christmas?
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Close enough, welcome back titanic sub
25.12.2025 03:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐๏ธ๐ด๐Twas the night ๐ด๐ before Christmas๐๐, and all through the whorehouse๐ ๐ฏโโ๏ธ, The walls were a-shakinโ๐ซจ๐๏ธ๐ as Santa ๐
blew your back out!๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ฅตโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
His balls๐ฅ were a-twitchinโ๐ฅด and slappinโ your butt๐ซฒ๐๐ฑ! You squealed like a reindeer ๐ฆ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฉand busted a nut!!๐ฅ!๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ตโ๐ซ!
Thereโs one โ๏ธโจspecialโจ reason that Santa๐
came
The rhyming on this is fucking crazy LMFAO
25.12.2025 03:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Itโs SLUTMAS EVE you HOE HOE HOESโผ๏ธ๐ ๐ Santa Claus is CUMMING ๐ฆ to town ๐ ๐ฟ๐and wants to know if youโve been NAUGHTY ๐โ or NICE ๐๐this DICKCEMBER ๐ if you want Daddy tO STUFF YOUR STOCKING ๐ซ๐ this SLUTMAS ๐๐ you better be a GOOD GIRL ๐ผ because SaNTA IS WATCHINGโผ๏ธ๐ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your SLUTTY ELF HOES
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IT'S TAKE A BITE TUESDAY!!
POST THIS CAT TO BITE YOUR FRIENDS AND ENEMIES!!
Forestry world is insane
05.11.2025 02:15 โ ๐ 77 ๐ 18 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1i see he mustve died of alcohol poisoning
05.11.2025 02:22 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Need video proof of iPad baby subdual
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