I should be almost ready for work by now, but I thought you boys might like a lil fat (lol) cock for your Friday morning. #FCF
Back to my normal dinky dick today... Idk what happened. I guess he was just feeling himself yesterday.
Can't go to work, my softie is too big this morning.
You think the AT&T service tech knows about #SmallPenisSunday, or should I put underwear on before he gets here?
Does the camera on this new phone make my dick look smaller to you bro? Or is it just as small as usual?
Me before bed: “I’m gonna get up tomorrow and get some stuff done!”
Me in the morning: “What if I drink coffee for 3 hours, take some nudes/lewds, and post them on the internet?”
Was getting dressed and thought to myself “Wow, my dick is kinda big today!”
What do you think?
Happy Soft Cock Saturday! #SCS #Softcocksaturday
Update: Made it to morning.
Calling it a peepee makes me 🤤
Had a couple invite me over tonight hookup but I had to turn them down so I could stay home like this… 😅 lowkey turning into quite to diaper lover 😬
What day is it? HUMP DAYYYYYYY
You keep stealing dad’s underwear and eventually he’s gonna have to steal your buddy… You might fill em out a little more but dads little dick looks pretty good behind all those fun baby toys right? what do you think buddy? @rugratapparel.bsky.social
Ps. This was the first time I used this waterproof pet blanket from Sam’s Club for the reason I got it… worked like a charm. If they come back in stock I highly recommend.
Thanks buddy 😅it was nice to see I still got it (or can take it rather)😂
I think I’m gonna start calling the warmup Shane and finisher Ilya… either way I sure got a good butt-ending!
If you see me walking funny tomorrow just know that it’s been a while since ole girl had the dust knocked off her.
Bushy boy button 🤏🏼🤭
Don’t act like you don’t know the rules buddy, Sunday’s at dads it’s tighty whities only. It doesn’t matter how hard or soft, big or small your wiener is, now go get out of those boxers and into a pair of FTLs. Rules are rules… I don’t want to have to come up with a punishment.
Stay ready (for daddy) so you ain’t got to get ready (for daddy)
I… 🤤
Uhhhh hiiii🤤🤤🤤
It was nice to sleep in this morning, but now I need to be productive… I can’t remember what Saturday’s theme is so I’m gonna go with softie Saturday for this little dad dick…
Flaccid Friday! 🤏🏼😅
Pretty in pink.
Winner! Unfortunately it’s only a temporary tat… for now maybe lol
Okay buddy. The squishy fun is over… back to being your normal dicky dicked dad. Bonus points if you can spot something different in these pictures than my usual lil pp posts…
Bonus content….
Hey buddy, I hope you don’t mind but dad wanted to be extra lazy today so I borrowed some of your stuff to see what this BDF thing was all about. Why don’t we have a competition to see who can go more? First one to leak looses..? #BDF #DiaperDad (hope this doesn’t cost too many follows 😅😬)
Teeny weenie and tighty whites. Name a better combo… I’ll wait…
You mean tell you have a small pp 🤏🏼