Danny Fuckin’ Bland @dannybland

Rest in peace, Dick Cheney. Another senseless loss to autoerotic asphyxiation.

04.11.2025 16:00 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Travel trip:
If you’re at the Portland airport and see someone carrying a box of Voodoo Donuts they are a member of the Nation Guard. Spit on them and scream baby-killer and you will receive free drink tickets and be able to board your flight first.

17.10.2025 17:55 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Other than that, how was the debate?

10.09.2025 21:51 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Rest in peace, Charlie Kirk. Another senseless loss to autoerotic asphyxiation.

10.09.2025 21:08 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Rest in peace, James Dobson. Another senseless loss to autoerotic asphyxiation.

22.08.2025 16:08 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy birthday to Charlie Watts’ singer.

26.07.2025 17:34 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

To be honest I’d be more embarrassed about being caught at a Coldplay show than having an affair.

18.07.2025 19:53 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I’m just glad American flag bikini season is over.

05.07.2025 14:59 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only thing I like about the 4th of July is the song 4th of July by Dave Alvin.

04.07.2025 18:54 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I’m in Pittsburgh. For lunch I had a sandwich that came with french fries on top of it. For dinner I had a salad that came with french fries on top of it. I mean, these motherfuckers know how to live.

04.07.2025 00:41 — 👍 21 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

Rest in peace, Jimmy Swaggart. Another senseless loss to autoerotic asphyxiation.

01.07.2025 20:12 — 👍 16 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

I’m tired of all these AI/computer generated sing-songy pop songs. I declare the Monster Mash to be the feel good hit of Summer 2025. Eat shit, Sabrina Carpenter

18.06.2025 18:43 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t mean to get all political on here but when I eat Belgian chocolate I am ashamed to be an American.

07.06.2025 20:57 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

House of Blues is the Cracker Barrel of rock clubs.
fight me

16.05.2025 21:58 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HBO’s True Blood lead me to believe there would be a ton of hot vampire guys in this part of Louisiana but nope, just me.

24.04.2025 19:24 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Rest in peace, Pope Francis.
Another senseless loss to autoerotic asphyxiation.

🙏🏻

21.04.2025 22:10 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

YouTube video by A Fresh Face in Hell with Jonathan Evison Danny Bland - Rock n' Roll Road Warrior

get yer Bland on ——>

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@dannybland.bsky.social 🤘

16.04.2025 18:42 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I want to meet the man who was stuck with an entire warehouse full of extra large Hawaiian shirts in 1980 and decided that instead of burning it to the ground for the insurance he would convince fans of blues rock that this would be part of their uniform for the next 45 years plus. Pure evil genius

25.03.2025 18:53 — 👍 38 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1

Remember that time Nick Cave was mean to the Red Hot Chili Peppers? I miss that.

23.03.2025 19:54 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Everyone on this Keeping the Blues Alive at Sea Cruise needs to know that if we get shipwrecked I will cannibalize them - and I don’t mean after starving for a month I mean as soon as I can get a good fire started. You’ve been warned.

21.03.2025 21:21 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

😍😍😍

18.03.2025 15:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On this International Women’s Day if you see a bunch of ladies in black robes with 500 year old books and ceremonial knives go off into the woods - no you didn’t.

08.03.2025 20:55 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I’m 33 today. Now let me pet your dog and play backgammon with me. You, not your dog. Unless your dog knows how to play backgammon then that’s even better. Thank you for all your help. xx

03.03.2025 17:05 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ACAB includes the lady workin the door at Madame Lou’s tonight.

27.02.2025 04:03 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0