Mike Chamberlain

My wife just asked “what’s perlmonks?” To which I replied it’s makes Reddit look like a walk in the park with Richard and Judy for its way of just flaming newbies to hell and back for the audacity of asking a simple question

I guess Andrew will just have to use the title everyone else uses for him of TwattyMcCuntFace.

a volvo crane is being used to drill a hole in the ground ALT: a volvo crane is being used to drill a hole in the ground

Sort of like this

Well you seen how they used to load gun powder into a cannon yes? They have a big ram and they basically keep mushing that fat fuck until he fits.

Your party to launch legal action against three of its ‘rogue’ founders, sources say Exclusive: Leftwing party seeks to recover donations and data from company run by Andrew Feinstein, Jamie Driscoll and Beth Winter

Good to see Your Party have got it togeth... Oh.

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Do they do one for Ebola?

It's just patriots (actual patriots) being patriotic.

Peter Thiel will be pissed.

They are reaching a level of competence that only a party run by Corbyn can achieve.

So how would this work in practice? Is that the initial years investment? What about grandfathering rules and after the first year? What if the 5k grows faster than the rest? Do we need to rebalance? How about just stay out of peoples finances and make the process as simple as possible.

It’s your party, and frankly, you can keep it.

So I assume they won’t be putting up council tax one penny and have a budget surplus. I think I can find £75,000 in savings they could be making if not.

I’m sure that extra 140Bn of GDP would have gone a long way

Just think, if we hadn’t brexited, we probably wouldn’t be talking about tax rises and budget holes now.

They’re all so arrogant as to assume because they won big last time they will continue to do so next time.

The key take from the election is that ‘anyone but Reform’ is effective. Just not for those parties aping Reform.

The greatest thing about a new phone is 100W fast charging. It’s a total game changer

I’d rather we had PR than FPTP even if that means 35% of the seats end up reform. As then at least 65% aren’t reform.

Any party sticking with FPTP is just voting for continuation of the vote corruption because it works for them.

Let it go bankrupt. Then take it into public ownership. What are the bond holders going to do? Dig the pipes out of the ground?

A water company that’s dumping sewage in the sea on a regular basis shouldn’t be paying bonuses and dividends. If that means it’s uninvestable then perhaps it shouldn’t be a for profit public company then.

Plenty of shelves to put the nuclear secrets on

Beloved Cardiff pub demolished in 2012 reopens after brick-by-brick rebuild on new site Historic alehouse frequented by a Manic Street Preacher and All Black rugby players reconstructed on edge of Welsh capital

Sometimes we rebuild them just for fun

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Developers Who Leveled ‘Britain’s Wonkiest Pub’ Ordered to Rebuild (Published 2024)

Your pub used to lean? And you demolished it? Oh dear

Fucking put it back. With the fucking lean you cunt.

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Rising from the rubble: London pub rebuilt brick by brick after illegal bulldozing Carlton Tavern reopens six years after planning ruling that campaigners hope will prevent developers demolishing other sites

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We take that shit *seriously*

If this was England, someone from the council would come along and require them to rebuild the demolished building brick by brick back to exactly how it was before they demolished it

To be fair, most aunts are cool. So being called one is probably a nice complement

Is that with a silent c? ;)

The White White East Wing has a big gaping hole.

the year is 2030. the white house remains half demolished because president trump refused to pay construction workers and musk gutted government spending. two thieves sneak into the white house using a truck mounted ladder and steal the constitution

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