Jouska 🍑🌸

Very good advice to find after a day of doomscrolling

some say boobs are better some say ass is better real one know police have a harder time responding to several smaller protests happening at once rather than a single big one

Wtf why is your teacher/superior forcing you to use the plagiarism machine…

Lawmakers Admit They Want to Ban TikTok Over Pro-Palestinian Content Lawmakers hint that potential TikTok ban was motivated by desire to curb pro-Palestinian content on social media.

Really important to note this. The Tiktok ban was dead until 10/7. The need for control of information to maintain support Israel's genocide and apartheid government is so complete, the United States will abandon all principals of democracy to do it. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Related to this, one of my most recent research binges was on Jiaxie—a near-extinct method of woodblock resist dyeing wherin two woodblocks were carved: one with an image, the other with a mirror of the same image. Channels were cut through the back of the boards so that dye

Broke sibling fic: “This is my little bro. he is an angel baby cinnamon roll whom I love & protect always”

Woke sibling fic: “this is my little bro. he is an idiot gremlin & i put bugs in his shoes just to watch him scream, but if YOU pick on him u better watch ur fucking back”

Specifically, the 12 peak lords of Cang Qiong Mountain becoming analogous to the 12 Holy Knights in that they’re specifically sought out and groomed by their predecessors to behave exactly like the very first generation of peak lords in a strange facsimile of reincarnation

Hot unasked for take: Wei wuxian time travel fics don’t work.
I love wwx time travelling to fix the past but tbh, what young wwx actually needed was somebody ON HIS SIDE. time traveller WWX cannot physically be on his own past self’s side if he transmigrates into his young self

Another very short #qijiu thought, again i think this one broke in the transfer ie we lost responses to other ppl’s tweets 😭

#bingjiu, one-sided bingyuan, sloooow burn imperial harem AU feat. shen twins and mistaken identity 🤭

#qijiu vaguely historical harem au!

VERY brief lil #qijiu about sj weaponizing tears against yqy…

I think my favorite trope from modern svsss/pidw aus is when qijiu are actual brothers but are also still 1000% fucking each other on the sly

#tianjiu and #moshang mentioned, every peak lord is a demonfucker in the end au

#tianjiu #moshang

#scumcum #jiuyuan master/disciple au! I’m think this thread broke bc I’m pretty sure I wrote more than this, so note to self some back and finish it later

trans lesbian shen jiu supremacy. The mother of misandry

self-indulgent #binggeyuan reverse transmigration au where Bingge becomes SY’s service dog hehe

#svsss #shenjiu centric Mother of Dragons au~

#svsss #shenjiu #shenyuan

#svsss #bingqiu and #meijiu threadfic where sy and sj are the same person feat. yandere yue qingyuan! Yqy lovers don’t @ me i also like yqy and 79 this just isn’t the threadfic for that

#svsss #bingqiu #meijiu

#svsss #bingjiu

#svsss #liujiu

trying to gather up my threadfics in a list here on bsky now that my export is finished! Here’s my #svsss #bingjiu au where ghost disciple SJ is haunting Bunhe 💖

#svsss #shenqingqiu #mxtx

Monthly expenses
Food: 100 🪙
Uniforms: 500🪙
Medicine: 183 🪙
Gifts for xiao-Jiu: 60000 🪙
Training swords: 874 🪙

YQY: please. Someone who is good at money. My sect is struggling
SQH: 🧍‍♂️

Some pieces from my SY!Xiu Ya AU ✨

#svsss #jiuyuan #scumcum

My twitter import is almost done, so I’ll be making a new threadfic masterlist later today 👀

what if the holy mausoleum resurrect SQQ but SJ took back over the plant body? some flirty wrestling, a soul-wrenching scream, and then the sparkle fades from those eyes as the original goods comes back

#svsss