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They absolutely are. Unfortunately I have no feelings for the canonically female SV characters. Except the brothel jiejies. I would absolutely join SJ in that pile of nice smelling boobies
This would also assuage my concern about his dick stabbing me all night
Man the pinky reds killed me
"Twice Knotted Red String"
📿 rated E fic, planned to be 10 chapters / 50+k
📿 Bingyuan & Jiuyuan
📿 Medium-slow burn in the first half
archiveofourown.org/works/807813...
He’s so pretty 🤩
I will likely say it again in a few months once my tiny squirrel brain resets
These both sound amazing
I think he’s a strong contender once he learns to relax
Nvm. I remembered skrunkly jelly baby ZZL exists. I will be replacing all my squishmallows with him.
hmm plus the issue of the Mustache
Given how hot my office and house were today, I lean towards MBJ but he seems like he'd be like cuddling a side of beef.
SQQ? No. Get those socks away from me.
SQH? No. He's full body jerking awake five times a night.
YQY? Maybe, but I think he's making some sort of noise that SJ (me) would kill him for.
Who do we feel is the most comfy char for sleeping? Just the best body pillow, isn't breathing on you weird, or making annoying noises. Asking for me (in need of cuddles).
I found all 3! Well I think there are only 3 unless there’s a secret fourth even deader dove acct
Bingwife. So pretty
Challenge: remember all of chips alt accounts to look at art
Well fuck you and your southwest egg rolls
He should be a menace in silky slinky robes
SQQ: You will not be my concubine. You will be my personal disciple
LBH: Husband is so clever to preserve his reputation with a small ruse
SQQ, bright red: Call me Shizun
LBH, wrapping around him purring: Shizuuun~~
SQQ, spluttering: But I’m a man
YQY: This Yue is aware
SQQ: THATS a boy
YQY, suddenly even more worried about Qingqiu-shidi’s health
sqq cooing "good boy, good boy, good boy" while topping binghe would fix them both i think
Smth smth womb tattoo televising activities to Qian Cao
He should! But as you said, SQQ is not doing his job smdh
Just to go full crack fic, YQY/MQF put some sort of bussy monitor on Binghe so they know whether SQQ is fucking him. Because it’s important that SQQ stop making trouble and use his concubine properly.
Actually I like this for bingjiu too. But let’s stay focused
YQY: stop picking hornyfights with Qingge, stop going to brothels, fix your cultivation. Here *drops a hot twink in his bed* distract yourself.
SY!SQQ /oh shit oh shit oh shit/
My wifebun idea is that SJ either didn’t take Binghe into the sect or kicked him out fast and had to go grow up in a brothel. SY transmigrates and doesn’t know this AU. And then YQY decides that to manage SJ being SJ he’s just going to buy him a concuBing
Yes because that dick don’t work
By airplane law, yqy should be having a bad time
It is always wonderful but lebingqius always give me a chance to make SY’s brain insane in new ways
Just can’t decide if I want fem Binghe or femboy Binghe