BoobSky

Holiday bonus!

Look, I don't like pants either. But I'd take one step and start flapping in the breeze.

Since it's Halloween Week, let's shout out this absolute baddie. That's some serious magic, not losing cohesion with the vigorous evil laugh.

Chalk storage method: A+

The entire rest of these physics: C-

No wonder they could exchange places so easily; they both have some magical mammaries.

THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT ARMOR AMIRITE

Her shirt is honest, at least. These physics sure are hugely weird.

Me: How does all of his clothing fit both forms?

Spouse: Magic. ...wait! It's the boobs.

NO.

Either way, she'd be a fun cosplay

Genuinely don't know if this is ridiculous boobs or ridiculous outfit

It'd be awfully hard to win any of those challenges without beign able to move her arms more than a few degrees 🤷🏻‍♀️

Look, I -love- Shokugeki and all its ridiculous but you'd think with all their careful food research they might have actually looked at a chef's coat on someone once or twice.

I mean. Would you be more comfortable with a sportsbra? Probably. But are you distracting yourself with unexpected malfunctions? Probably not.

Bonus points for more-than-a-demi cup and clothes that move with you instead of isolating each mammary like its own Spaceship Earth.

It's only fair to spotlight a few instances where boobs are done right/reasonably. Today's I-think-you-could-actually-fight-like-that first place winner is

Look, mine are like sugar pie pumpkins and those are still chaos. If we're talking 🎃we're talking 😫😖.

Tell me you've never interacted with real boobs without telling me

Seikosan tell us your secrets. I'm half your age and breathing in this outfit would take me into an X rating. How much tape are you using tho.

#NotHowBoobsOrClothesWork