Due to the mass exodus, that other site is now rebranding as Qwitter
Is it just me, or is this year really dragging?
ME: Hello Darkness, my old friend.
DARKNESS: We went out for wings *once*
Trying my best
Movie idea:
A person keeps reliving the same day where they watch “Groundhog Day” and “Edge of Tomorrow” nonstop.
everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about because we can’t talk about fight club
Thanks, Jake! 😆
Me too!
I adore this so much! And what a fun middle name! Perfect for a gem like you!
Nothing beats good people with beautiful souls
If someone I know gets attacked by a grizzly bear, I'm waiting to hear the grizzly bear's side first before making any judgments.
meeting basic needs equates to smart people, basic respect, climbing the pyramid of progress
Oof. Going back to bed sounds like the best solution!
They stopped making ghosts just after the civil war. You’ll never see a ghost with a man bun or hitting a juul
Have you heard about the newest shoe trend called Frogs?
They're similar to Crocs, but they're OPEN TOAD
🥹
Sarge! 🔥
You are adorable!
Sending you so much love. ♥️
I'm just a girl standing in front of a social media website asking it to be kinder with less hate
All my devices, updating without my permission.
Hi new butterflies. Welcome to the friendlier skies.
Hey you cute friend!! It’s fun to see you!
At Christmas time I like to visit my local orphanage to play Jenga with the kids
For the rest of the year I just use the little wooden blocks
You know what never destroyed a social media platform?
Love.
This is what it sounds like when doves cry.
*squeezes dove*
Check out my new book on the benefits of dating felons:
"The Pros of Cons"
