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This motherfucker is extra motherfuckery tonight. The way his waddle swings when he juts his chin out in pride is beyond nauseating.

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

It should not take a court order to get a toddler out of a prison.

Alas, his lungs still take air though his brain be but rotten porridge!

Fa la la la AAAHHHH

The DOJ file release proves a few things.
*This administration does not care about the law.
*We are in a constitutional crisis.
*This admin does not care about women.
*This admin does not care children.
*This admin does not care about rape, pedophiles, or sex traffickers.

What the fuck are we watching right now? Like, this is frightening.

I need a million dollars. It’s a matter of national security.

Nope. I won’t eat them.

He’s done enough damage that the entire world has now changed for the worse.

SEN. KELLY : “They informed me of this in a tweet because this is not about the law. This is about the media cycle, and intimidation… We basically repeated the uniform code of military justice, and they're saying that's in violation of it. It's absurd. Comical.”

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In his last moments, he looks around, desperate for a human connection. He locks eyes with the closest person. Terrified, he gasps the word “help”. The Black Latina Trans woman smiles and says “quiet, piggy”.

Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.

Hakeem needs to catch some emotion and start calling this shit out while talking healthcare.

This is a serious question. Can Trump declare a national emergency over a government shutdown? It’s just sitting weird in my head that Hegseth’s weird General meeting is the day prior. 🤷‍♀️

Get them, Marc!!

Yeah, we suck. The absolute worst of us are in charge.

Mandatory poking.

This makes me sick to my stomach. Shame.

He is giving Ashley Babbitt a full military funeral with honors. I am so fucking angry.

Completely off topic, but I just watched you in The Life of Chuck last night. You were fantastic as Zadie! I really loved the whole movie.

Easily my favorite movie of the year.

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Damn, Jim! Say it louder for those in the back!

They can pry my Cracker Barrel fried okra from my cold, dead hands!

Attention everyone in DC:

If you are stopped tonight, tell them your name is Vladimir Putin. You might end up getting a BJ from the president of the United States.

MAGA
Make
America
Gavin
Again

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Texas republicans? Take a good look at your trashy ass selves. Best get rid of them cowboy boots, replace them with Xtratuffs. Waders are easier to clean the Trump shit off of after you crawl out of that orange, wrinkly, fecally incontinent ass to take in some fresh oxygen.