Patrick Delany

It's a mystic place where the Sun doth rise with a dragon's face.

Is that what you're hearing, a hunch, or both?

Not to mention how they handled Nezza performing "El Pendón Estrellado."

Go Brewers!

It's a shame "Tiny Trump" can't read these troths aloud. It would be comedy gold.

What warms my heart is that so many of them ACTUALLY THOUGHT he would win. Bless their hearts.

Gotta feed the "both sides do it" grazers with a fresh dollop of shit or else they might notice some patterns.

Borrowing from The Godfather, the people in Congress are pezzonovante. There are TRULY powerful people on that list, and they're being protected by the Republican party.

Who goes earlier in redraft leagues next year, him or McLean?

Given what the Padres gave up to get him, I think they're sticking with Fermin.

This film is gonna have legs, deep into awards season and beyond. I'll wager Warner Bros. will be just fine.

"It can only good happen."

"It can only good happen."

"The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self-awareness." Annie Savoy, Bull Durham

Jason Adam requested out of Tampa due to this.

"It can only happen good."

"Impasse," huh? That's what you'd call this? Interesting.

Carry the torch, Jimmy.

Dutch late night TV has its take

The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness.

Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.

Not technically '90s, but it feels like it. (Hope I don't get censured for this "provocative" photo the way I did at the other place.)

Our reception featured a lot from A.M. and their cover of Thirteen. Great stuff.

Stable genius.

Yes.

"Give us your opinion on this great sports weekend!"

This Padres fan BELIEVES that Yamamoto can eclipse 186 IP this regular season! Push on, Yossy! And don't you dare try and stop him, Dave Roberts!

Bigly.