Not a Normal Dog

burnt out corporate baddies just wants intox play so we don’t have to use our brains anymore

oh and I'll usually have a couple ideas rattling around bc I keep finding tattoo artists that tattoo v infrequently. i'll usually only make a sketch when I'm like "I am ready to make a deposit" but that's cause i love slackin

yesssss
when i find an artist i rlly like ill usually make rough sketches of the art/placement, both to figure out what i have in mind and so ill have something as reference material to show the artist

kegels is fushigi for your pussy

me: how am i supposed to get this tree to blossom?
admiral palpatine enjoying a blue moon on my porch: druid

You're fucking and his eyes start doing this but he tells you not to stop...wyd

ohhhhhh this did somethin to my brain

this came 2 me in a dream

even The Fly felt like a lot more of "man every day i wake up older and sometimes i get a new pain but most of the time my body is doing some weird new thing and now i gotta stick my finger in and wiggle it to see what's up"

RIGHT
learning that people were calling crimes of the future a horror movie was wild to me

this might be a bit silly but maybe a mahlstick could help? they're not so common nowadays but they used to be used a ton for bracing the hand while painting

a large plastic pill

a large plastic pull with the top taken off, revealing it's a small box filled with multicolored cardboard circles with various designs

got my 3d printer up and running and so of course I christen it with the Big Estrogen (filled with yummy gamer snacks (read: netrunner tokens))

maybe its a personhood thing. the wind is a person and therefore we describe it as where its coming from (e.g. ppl from California are Californians) rather than where its going (ppl take offense to being described as "ante-dead")

ohhhh have you seen that video games that teaches blender?
haven't tried it yet but it looked interesting

Arborwear? I got a pair of canvas shorts from a job a while back and they seem p much indestructible.

smokin that scout master jimmy kush

"team coordination in high-stress, fast paced environment"
(yelling russian slurs that i don't understand at my teammates in a 2 hour-long dota match that we managed to win)

yayaya hell yeah

Become ΘΔ

Become better at Netrunner

also home to philmont scout ranch, one of the most beautiful pieces of backcountry i’ve ever been near

this is how we should be treating all femmes

ohhhhhh what are you using to print on leather like that?

Menthe and Junis sitting down facing each other in the café after Junis's shift, with Menthe holding a cardboard coffee cup in their hand. Panel 1: Menthe asks "Did you guys get a new milk brand? The latte tastes better!" Junis responds "Damn Menthe, you got a good palate. Yeah we did, s'all locally produced now." Panel 2: Junis continues "and by that I do mean...'locally'." She gestures to her breasts, smirking slightly. Panel 3: Menthe strongly blushes while staring at the cow's chest, and straight up CRUNCHES the cup in their hand, sending all the coffee inside flying out.

support your local baristas!

#furry #comic #catmilk🐈🐄

OMG! TOO CUTE??? ❤️ Scientists taught rats to drive tiny cars and found that even when they didn't give them treats, they would still intentionally get into car crashes for the purpose of sexual gratification

maslow hierarchy needs tip top tier: human-sized dog bed

oh i think i really like cute girls

"We've have the data on character usage for City of the Wolves, and as it is apparent nobody wants to play as the guests, we're bringing out the deepest cuts possible for true SNK fans in the next season.

That's right, Wyler is our first announced character for CotW season 2."