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I know, i know… the handle is misleading

896 Followers  |  284 Following  |  1,062 Posts  |  Joined: 28.08.2023  |  1.9014

Latest posts by penises.bsky.social on Bluesky

Actually 🀝

05.02.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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More more fakemon

04.02.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same πŸ₯²πŸ₯²

04.02.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I’m HUNGRY! Don’t you eat any of my food!
YouTube video by Tricia Louise I’m HUNGRY! Don’t you eat any of my food!
04.02.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm gonna KISS!!! Happy bday, king!

04.02.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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οΏΌMore fakemon

04.02.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire

Aquarians rise

04.02.2026 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy time zone! it’s officially my birthday

03.02.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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a li’l treat:

03.02.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

MNEK, MNEK… the man that you aaaaare 😩πŸ₯΅

03.02.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mine

02.02.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Momvur’s mic was on πŸ₯ΉπŸ’–

01.02.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reverse engineering my previously unevolved pegasus, trying out some pre-evo ideas

01.02.2026 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Spent a week offline, here's some art:

01.02.2026 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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if you need to get in touch, just send me a level 8 psionic blastwave

25.01.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

taking a week off socials to go touch grass and walk children in nature. need to reconnect with inner goddess. so long, gay bowser 🫑

[ran out of data and can’t renew until next month fucking lol]

25.01.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rock paper scissors starters

24.01.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She has been so ready for pop culture royalty.

24.01.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Finneigh

24.01.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

actually, Trapinch -> Torkoal -> Turtonator should be a fire starter line

24.01.2026 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are making a heart shape with their arms ALT: two men are making a heart shape with their arms
23.01.2026 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have met her twice, and i can’t really say neither time could’ve been that great for her tbh

22.01.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This one time in LA in line at some bar, Zara Larsson walked past us in the street. I (druuunk) stopped her for a hot sec, we talked briefly, gave her my love.

Thought she reached for a parting hug (she wasn’t), accidentally brushed again her boob and we both 😐:ed, she said ”well….. bye” and left

22.01.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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We didn’t even have hjΓ€rtrΓΆster back then

22.01.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i was there when the ancient texts were written and her boots were forged back in the halcyon days of scandipop

22.01.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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now when i say i’ve been a zara stan since day ONE

22.01.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Arctic mons (Ice + Psychic)

21.01.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a white dress is dancing in front of a sign that says never never ALT: a woman in a white dress is dancing in front of a sign that says never never
21.01.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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