Alexa

Holyyyyy fuck what a fucking game

I should probably stop getting Taco Bell late at night on a weekday

I did! Thanks for the encouragement!

No but fr I think I just witnessed a domestic at Taco Bell omg 😭😭😭

I keep talking myself out of going to Taco Bell, someone refute that kthnxbye

Aw shucks Ang, you da best 💚💚

I think I’m just going to start posting the same things on Twitter and bluesky. So, sorry if you follow me on both #notsorry

Fuck Nico fr

Oh no, did Blake lose the video to this epi?

OMG I can’t believe I didn’t know that lol

WAIT! What is your name in the chat?

Still can’t believe I was on the dumb zone yesterday 😂

Nicotine vapes! They can’t be sold in Texas anymore but I sell them at my store here in OK and will gladly share

If anyone wants Geek Bars, holla at me

What can I say, I know my worth 😂

And I still stand by that decision. That drink stand was so far away and it was taking everything in me to not die of a hangover

I don’t know how much money it would’ve taken in that moment, but a grand wasn’t enough

When I was 16, my family climbed a Mayan ruin in Mexico. It was 120 degrees and I was so hungover and dehydrated that I thought I may simply disintegrate at the top of that temple

When we got to the bottom, my dad, in all seriousness, offered me $1000 to go get him a bottle of water and I said no

I’ve had a migraine for two days and I just hit my head on a shelf in the exact spot I’ve had a migraine 😫

Ohhh I’m so hungover

I got some good news yesterday and celebrated a little too hard…it was still worth it though. I’m so happy ☺️

This is making me so nervous

NOOOOOO
I was about to dab a dollop of rosin and I dropped it on the carpet 😫

I dunno if the word you want to be called as a pitcher is “courageous”

Aww these lil players look tired

Ok no I spoke too soon 😂

Don’t be cryin’ about your fingers when you’re the one that bunted

That hunny p hit his hand first

Someone tell me why I agreed to play in a softball tournament tomorrow morning 😫

My college friend pulled out his gold Amex and then tried to mansplain finances and real estate to me like I don’t know ball…

Baby boy I was in this game while you were still trying to be a SoundCloud rapper

I get a lot of “Hey Alexa” jokes when I introduce myself, but I’ve yet to hear, “hey Alexa, how many bitches can we fit in the Tesla?”

The day I get that response will be the day I meet my soulmate

Thought about making a dating app profile, got Taco Bell instead #ganggang