Dick, it’s short for Richard

Robot emojis have declined by 10,000%

Bluesky post volume is declining because it’s no longer hockey season and I’m not typing “GOAL” or “WTF was that Stars” every five seconds
#TexasHockey

Your passion for hockey, but more specifically the ways you share that passion are wonderful. Insightful and fun, interacting with you is always a good time

I miss hockey
#TexasHockey

a penguin is standing in the snow looking at the camera ALT: a penguin is standing in the snow looking at the camera

Knee surgery update: my shaved leg has enough stubble to act like Velcro on workout shorts. I didn’t fall but it was close

The nurse who shaved (electric trimmer) my leg in pre-op this morning was overly surly. Sure it was at 5:45am but damn I’ve got so many cuts and scrapes
Thank you for attending my medicaTED talk

He’s going to have to have a hell of a year if he wants to get what moose is making.
My biggest fear is that come trade deadline the two sides aren’t close and Nill deals him rather than letting him walk for nothing. Robo to Carolina for two firsts and a Stank

I just realized I haven’t seen posts from some of y’all in a bit. Then I remembered I muted love island and big brother

One. Then four. Then 7-ish

High as hell post op. AMA

True but The Austin Oh shit which lane do I need to be in to get on the upper deck of 35 is too long to fit in a sweater.

The Austin traffic jams

I’ve been on vacay and put the phone down so I have a few questions: What? When? What is this I’m feeling? Is this joy? Is this hunger? Who’s hungry?

How to Feel about the Dallas Stars after a Fairly Quiet Free Agency Day Oh yeah, they also announced a coaching hire

They say that nobody can ever tell you how to feel, but nuts to that. Here's *exactly* how you should feel about a relatively calm free agency day for Dallas.
www.starsthoughts.com/p/how-to-fee...

What new LHD????

That’s awesome for him!! And it makes the trade even better for Dallas!

I’d hate to see the unfriendly version of that reminder. Cause the friendly one was mean as hell

Water is wet

Talk about a lose lose

Because the Ducks want him to help reach the cap floor, right?? RIGHT????

Wait until you don’t hear any Dumba news….

GG again? I know it was a long time ago but I feel so meh about this hire.

Alkaline Trio

Murderbot episodes being 24 minutes is fucking bullshit. What is this the 1900s???

What about all those Carle sightings around Dallas?!?!

I haven’t seen any “👀” that would support this reporting!

My kids think I’m weird when I talk about triple points and how cool it is that solid water has a negative slope

That sucks. Go find yourself that window

This is the only correct answer!