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Dress me and undress me

I got lucky last night, and I don’t mean I got some ass 🤣

Planet Harvest's mission is to reduce food waste and optimize the food supply chains.

#Chobani makes yogurt and they're partnering with Planet Harvest.

How much you wanna bet that the quality of Chobani is going to drop and maybe even sicken people? Remember, the #Trump name is on Planet Harvest.

Not at all. Very handsome, actually~.

Mind the gap

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Remind me again why I play this game...? I just saved my team's ass in a ranked match in UNITE. Had I not scored my goal, we would've lost. And I'm a Slowbro main- we don't really do the whole scoring thing...

A single chicken nugget with tomato sauce and a little mozerella melted on top with a toothpick in the center. Behold, the chicken nugget parmesan.

My mother decided to try making a tiny chicken parmesan using a chicken nugget from Trader Joe’s. I think she’s onto something here.

Also, for those of you that are still on Kirk’s death, don’t forget that we still need the Epstein files released.

It wasn’t polite when he was lying about how gun violence was committed by “too many” trans people before getting his neck blown out a couple seconds later either but… well, here we are~

If it helps, Kirk was under a banner that said “prove me wrong” and got shot while he was answering a question on mass shootings”. But otherwise, yeah. The republicans like to try and garner sympathy via the media because they know they’re almost universally hated.

Watch the shooter be a Republican on top of this lol

It doesn’t lol. I honestly couldn’t even if I tried. All I can say is that someone or someones needs to get fired over the 17 Pro/Air. That was just. Yeah.

Bye, bitch!

So. Kirk is dead. I’d like to take a moment to say…

Good fucking riddance.

I think I’ll have a drink tonight to celebrate~.

So… is anyone else wondering why the point of the iPhone 17 Air is? Does anyone else also think the 17 Pros are hideous beyond all reason?

Nono, the placement of it haha. It’s just there in the center of the lower part of the screen haha. It’s reminding me of the Apple notch, which I also hate with a flaming passion 🤣

That volume knob on the screen is driving me nuts 🤣

Hear me out… Let’s do the assassination attempt all over again but this time let’s do it for realsies and not as a publicity stunt. And don’t fucking miss.

I love your hair 🤩

Well. It is now~ :3

Was trying on clothes an Uniqlo and I didn’t have anywhere to set that shirt and then thought this would be an interesting photo to take. So yeah. I dunno what’s going on here but I liked it so I took it 🤣

You have me. You don’t need Grindr xD

I’ll just leave these cookies out right here… xP

*Takes phone and throws it out the window*. No. 😂

you're just missing the rainbow flag somewhere on your person. Like a watchband or something, but otherwise, you're good to go~

So its not the actualy.marrige thats in danger but whether or not you have the hundreds of rights that come with it.

Thank you "but the price of eggs" people and all the "LGB without the T" bigots. This is on your whote supremacist asses.

I really hope that if someone ever sees Kim Davis crossing the street while driving, they speed up.

I built the Happy plants, gave them new plants, and made more ball cacti: Pepper, Reaper, and Pumpkin varieties~

Did I maybe get this too early? 😅

@earthsshaker.bsky.social brought me a lil care package~ ❤️

Nah, send them to CECOT instead. Make them live out their days there for their crimes against humanity