BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺

I tossed and turned all night and had weird dreams. I feel quiet this morning

happy husband, happy jazz band

I just want to remind everyone that tomorrow's my birthday. Shower me with nudes and money in tribute.

I only want to see your hiking vlog if you mistimed it and have to walk back in the dark.

managed to give myself tennis elbow after fencing. Not at fencing. After. Picking up my bag strap wrong.

first time?

She's a real space cadet. Incredibly intelligent, hell of a pilot. No surprise she made it into Astronaut School.

I believe in you, squid tits!

Yes, yes your breasts are splendid but do you interpret Armageddon as a literal event or a symbolic progression of the world toward its inevitable end?

Speaking of ancient prophecies, tell your mom I said heyyy

Another day, another opportunity to give up.

like hey I’m a little lite this week would you mind plasmaing into this cup for me so I can go cash it and fill up my gas tank

sooo can I donate someone else’s plasma for money

The only thing getting me through all of this *twirls around w arms flailing” is the knowledge that pets live as long as their owners.

I can't see you and yet still feel you.

Good morning class!

this made my brain shut the fuck up

natou's finishing school for unhinged boys

I have a fever so really stupid posts probably incoming, bless the nyquil gods

Might fuck around and take things too far, anyone want to come?

actually got to explore Bangkok with some friends on this trip and man... what a city. it's so cool

At that time of the night when I want to go shopping but not with my own money :(

My date was so sweet and beautiful and treated me so nice ☺️

Drafts enables u to type and not send.

The release without the dominoes.

Somehow it's so much worse that they just say it out loud now.

anyhow we should've gone to bed a while ago but we had to wait for our sad late night food but now we're gonna try to sleep off the disappointment

goodnight bsky, be better to yourself than we are to ourself please 🫶

Sure seem to be a lot of fools in this socialism.

I’m dumb. I’ve misplaced a full bottle of lasix pills and my legs, ankles and feet are swollen den a mf… I can’t afford to just buy another refill. I normally wouldnt even trip but it’s becoming very painful. Right leg is worse than the left tho.😩😩

it’s march 3rd and I haven’t cried once yet this month. an incredible improvement on the previous month

"I just worry having my eyes coming out of my head like that would make me dizzy all the time."

(me, as I consider possible crab surgery)