BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺

time to disappear cos it was too much

I wasn’t only friends with her bc of her snoopy snow cone maker, but it didn’t hurt.

Penis cream?

O....k not wyt anyone would want a cream that taste of penis but you do you.

I imagine it's older English ladies having some kind of penis cream tea and thinking about their first love.

I figured the story would be along those lines😂

i should really dilate but what i want to do instead is eat ice cream and/or masturbate and/or go to sleep.

anyone else ever have an irrational fear that you’ve been hypnotized without your knowledge

It's not hoarding if it's books.

HARDCORE going back on a diet tomorrow!!! Going to aim for 2-3 weeks of high af protien and low carbs. Meaning... NO SUGAR </3

Might be cranky, tired or slow at replying. If so I'M SO SORRY!!! I wanna lose 20lbs before a con next month!!! AM DEDICATED, LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH!

HEWWO BSKY
I HAD A LOT OF PEEPS FOLLOWED THAT WERE DEAD ACCOUNTS, SO I CLEARED FOLLOWING OUT.

If you want a refollow, please lemme know!! It would've taken way too long to check every account out one by one t w t I'd love to follow peeps back, idm at all! Just like this post and I gotchu ♥

sewing thread 🧵

making a thread so i can have somewhere to talk about anything i make (:

the sweet glorious weirdness of aging

Top 3 things we would do?

It’s not Terror creatures of the grave but that’s still a good one

Why are we still paying Jared Leto to do things, I thought we learned our lesson about that

lmao, fuck. why?!

believe it or not, I am actually not currently at rock bottom. I once attended a Dave Matthews Band concert

one shitpost to rule them all and in the shartness bind them

There is no ‘love’ in marriage but there an i and ‘rage’. Coincidence?

I should get a wife

The heat came on. Maybe just maybe fall has finally arrived

MORNING I don’t need to be awake but here we are

The last season of Barry is so much worse than the first, I googled if there was a writers strike

You’re telling me some nerds gummied these clusters?

I am about 98% sure that some people are meant to meet, fall in love, but not be together.

If I ever get on here acting right just know they finally lobotomized me.

My pet peeve in movies is when they show someone shaving but then they get interrupted and never finish

Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore

how do you do? please tell me how

Judge is like enough of this shit

Mice will get into your pants. Yes, they will. Yes. Run right up your leg.