I admit I've played around with AI before, but I'm usually pretty dehydrated so I feel like I'm breaking even on the whole water usage thing
Jack in the Box tastes like if Gordon Ramsey cooked the food they give you in county lockup
I called IT and they told me to reboot a bloo bloo bloo listen dummy you're literally changing the state of billions of electrical particles so
I think it would be cool to be a dracula historian. just sitting in a big comfy chair smoking a pipe and being like "yes, I know a lot about draculas".
Pour one out for Dunklestuff
Idk Nosferatu looks like a Dracula ripoff to me
I feel like if I was stranded in the winter I'm definitely dying of hypothermia because no matter how cold it gets, I cannot stay in a sleeping bag the entire night without kicking my feet out when they get hot. Like I'm sorry I know we're trying to survive up here but these piggies need some air
I wish we just had two big continuous teeth, one on top and one on the bottom. It would be more durable and we wouldn't have to floss.
Imagine covering your arm in a giant single tattoo instead of slowly getting a bunch of stupid little ones over time.
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Imagine if you were like really into vampires and you researched them and consumed every piece of media about them and then get bit by a werewolf.
Solaris but it's your high school gym teacher who keeps appearing
no babe i'm not looking at other girls i'm just jim halpertfacing i swear
This was an absolutely incredible show and you guys were so fucking nice during the meet and greet, thank you for listening to my stories about bigfoot lol
Hell yeah I'm 4 b
Breakfast
Bideo Games
Burglary
and Butt stuff!
Finished the Queen's Gambit last night and I haven't been this excited about chess since that whole anal bead scandal
People keep trying to generate controversy around Chappell Roan but really the most offensive thing she's done is imply that Papa John's pizza will ever show up hot.
Too much calling people "my good sir".
Looking back a lot of millennial humor was pretty funny, but it aged like milk because the style was to deliver it like you were an excited gentleman at a royal ball or something
Steve Harwell, Smashmouth front man and motion capture model for Shrek, has died.
Damn I totally missed that Bob Barker, the great annihilator of animal gonads, died a few days ago.
I love this ❤️
It's weird when you're stoned as fuck watching an old Care Bears cartoon at 3 am and they start ranting about "the Holodomor" like what
you do realize the impact that "Ending the Vietnam War" would have on indigenous Ethical Pimps ???
Every time there's a new social network I tell myself this will be the one where I'm cool and hilarious and never find myself embarrassingly drunk texting people so let's see how long this lasts
