69 has always been funny. 67 has been funny recently. But 68 is slacking - however, i Believe in it, and I think you should just start laughing at 68 to make it feel better, and pretend it's a small person who is sad and needs our positivy. In fact - let's pretend all numbers are little people
SMARTEST GUY I KNOW: There is an element of, gnosticism, too certain stuff
ME (imagining a one panel cartoon where a woman is locked in stocks that look like the Instagram logo): oI think I saw the face of God
I'm so fucking sick of the gooner community's pro-gooning bias
We want Milo!!! We want Milo!!!!
Folx love to gas up literary fiction and look down their nose at scifi/epic fantasy 🙄 even though speculative fiction teaches us incredible stuff about the human experience thru the medium of a caterpillar who eats real holes in the book
this is a thomas riker appreciation post. like this post if you think william t riker can suck it and fake sideburns are sufficient disguise to steal a combat vessel
it's so fucking bad now
Thank you to google for making it easier than ever too, #JoinTheConversation
Top banker cries with joy at newfound ability to sign posts
did you? were you??
If you just say it it'd seem like a disingenuous way of skirting the rules. You have to actually make it
If people need me to come back on there and post “war is bad,” so that everyone can retweet it from a normal/handsome guy instead of Nick Fuentes, I’ll do it for $5,000. People deserve options.
Meesum Jar Jar Binksa
Am I the only one who thinks the world's most beautiful woman is low-key attractive
loved the message dude. the little face at the end... fantastic. an "emoji", i assume. does he represent you or me?
little sippy
Yes Master.
Threads #threads
One of the reasons I like magic the gathering so much is because there's so many different ways to play. you can sell the cards for money online. you can make a little pile with the cards and knock them over. Tiny fires, and of course there's even an unpopular strategy game
poem - toilets at work
"Artist" is like "Sandwich maker". nice if you're feeling tired but most of the time you can just make it yourself if you want. The same is true of computer programmers and legislative bodies
went to the store
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Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.
Tried to get my mam to play The Unfinished Swan a while back and she absolutely could not comprehend the walking+turning part of first person movement
i guess it's probably time for age of apocalypse. Sorry. I know that's not what you wanted to hear today
This rules and is something I didn’t anticipate — people always get pissed off 100% of every time an app or operating system updates, but now those people think that the previous version of the app was their wife and the new version murdered her
80s scifi: In the future you will be able to go to McDonalds-ExxonMobil and order a Porno Meal. And they'll probably give you the porno to you in the form of a damn pill...
Modern day: Yes, that was all correct.
fucking your computer is the future. if you're not fucking your computer right now you're gonna miss the revolution. fucking your computer is going to change everything
I'm sitting in 7. I could fix him
