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My friends offhandedly mention they've been casually tooling around a bit and come out with incredible works of art. meanwhile I spend 3 months telling everyone I'm working on an extremely difficult project and then post a Prodigy tierlist where I accidentally put Invaders Must Die in both A and C

Just imagined a new guy I hate: someone who loves the tune of Temporary Secretary but wishes Paul would stop doing the comedy American accent. Fuck you dude you don't deserve the joy music provides

All meat is food.

Drugs aren't about being "cool". They're about temporarily making yourself stupid for various reasons

If I was in the TENET universe I would be a doctor who kills time-reversed badguys by healing them until they die...

[zuma voice] Zuma

Oldstyle opinion: We need more weird perverts making strange art!
Newstyle opinion: We need more great artists. Making the world's most fantastic art

was drifting off to sleep but I suddenly imagined the world's largest bee and scared myself awake. Luckily I am able to resume my slumber once I think of an even larger bee but this one's on my side

bsky.app/profile/arca... brings heat. Or, I could be your in-house Gamer Cartoonist

Just learned about a new guy called Trump. He was famous from being on a reality TV show called "The Apprentice" and is now a wealthy Oscar Wilde-esque socialite. Love him or hate him Trump is here to stay. Follow on for more posts, unless I die of natural causes or in an accident or I kill myself.

But have the ai derangement syndrome afflicted userbase of bluesky actually considered some of the material positive benefits of chatGPT? For example, it makes it easier than ever for really shitty annoying people to piss you off

Interesting. A third option

The lion freaks out when the small dog barks. He hates it

Aw fuck. oh no

sorry. best of luck with your living situation [assuming you actually are gye baeksun based on your avatar]

that's his sister and his nephew. you've fucked this one. you've fucked this tremendously

they're going to play the trailer for Formless Star 2

Screenshot of a discord pop up that reads "orbs are now mobile" with the button "start earning orbs"

Orbs Are Now Mobile

What's a perfect album that came out the year I turned 16? None of them because they all contained music. No album will be perfect or even good until they release one that instead of containing music does something useful like weed the garden or convert a photograph into a pdf

Human Resources exists to protect Kirby

Bosses are not your allies

i've got a jellyfin media server set up. just added all my own mp3s. there's phone apps, you can access em through a browser, all works good

sex robot that if you ask it to suck your dick it says "I'm sorry, but as an instantiation of a large action model, I am unable to perform activities that would violate my terms of service with regards to explicit material. Instead, would you like me to perform the equation '2+2'? 5"

Well, look. May I play devil's advocate here

This piece of shit has never seen a triangle in his life.

reposting death threat to fix typo

He's going to turn into Lead kirby after what I make him eat

ChatGPT: Cut your wrists. Let the blood come out
Joseph Joestar: I see... the blood will diffuse through the water and turn invisible when it gets close to the location of the invisible baby, is that it?
ChatGPT: Sounds great! 😀 Let me know if there's anything else I can do to help.