potion of

there are other materials!!

Shorts fired

the hot lunch to cold lunch pipeline

with the chopping of my unc, something wash-ed this way comes

i became addicted to simple pleasures

Goofing Oft

here's what B2B sales taught me about leading a peasant revolution:

Renouncing my life to ride the rails

people afraid a 2-dimensional
of flying creature who
longs to be 3D

🤝

get me off this plane

Short answer I'm possessed by a demon

this coffee will shape the course of my life i can feel it

‘the bug stops here’ ok good i wanted to say hi to the bug

18 people on the clown car insurance policy

Everyone remembers "the talk", where you have to gently explain to your mum what Falun Gong is.

(Big Papa Huge Time voice): Big Papa Huge Time

But one chortle from the epic gentlesir shall be all the recompense I desire..

They hate to see a bad bitch doing a loop de loop

If you have the same argument too many times it reshapes your brain like wet jeans left out overnight in the snow btw

this might be the coffee that banishes all evil from the world

i'll drink some more coffee

Genetic testing has revealed you diverged from normal people 4 million years ago

😃: and lastly, i'd like to give a special thanks to

(people who just got regular thanks): what the fuck

It seems the craziest white boy of all, is the human spirit

now i'm sure

not sure

To the moon, geocentrism is the truth

(the big bad realtor wolf): house made of straw huh? well the construction sucks but with prices how they are we could bowl it down to put up a pack of townhouses and you're looking at 7 figures easy

don't lock me in til i've had my coffee