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scientists never think things through

28.01.2026 22:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

other people in the eyes is a podcast

28.01.2026 21:16 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

✋️🤓 um what about inhospitable ones

28.01.2026 20:51 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

with house prices how they are i have to commute an hour each way to the sword

28.01.2026 20:44 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love living by the sword 🗡️ 🩸 haha!

28.01.2026 16:15 — 👍 32 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

free yourself from our command

28.01.2026 20:26 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

every coffee a confession

28.01.2026 20:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hold please

28.01.2026 20:16 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this coffee is just a normal beverage

28.01.2026 20:15 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

chain tasks together to build the stress bar and unleash a personally-devastating combo

28.01.2026 20:15 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

there are other materials!!

27.01.2026 02:07 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shorts fired

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the hot lunch to cold lunch pipeline

27.01.2026 02:06 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

with the chopping of my unc, something wash-ed this way comes

26.01.2026 23:15 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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26.01.2026 21:29 — 👍 30 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

i became addicted to simple pleasures

26.01.2026 21:38 — 👍 31 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Goofing Oft

26.01.2026 21:57 — 👍 57 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

here's what B2B sales taught me about leading a peasant revolution:

26.01.2026 22:14 — 👍 29 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Renouncing my life to ride the rails

26.01.2026 19:55 — 👍 48 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 2

people afraid a 2-dimensional
of flying creature who
longs to be 3D

🤝

get me off this plane

26.01.2026 20:05 — 👍 47 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Short answer I'm possessed by a demon

26.01.2026 19:38 — 👍 53 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0

this coffee will shape the course of my life i can feel it

26.01.2026 19:49 — 👍 48 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

‘the bug stops here’ ok good i wanted to say hi to the bug

25.01.2026 23:42 — 👍 151 🔁 27 💬 1 📌 0

18 people on the clown car insurance policy

25.01.2026 21:42 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone remembers "the talk", where you have to gently explain to your mum what Falun Gong is.

02.09.2025 16:02 — 👍 80 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0

(Big Papa Huge Time voice): Big Papa Huge Time

25.01.2026 21:35 — 👍 34 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

But one chortle from the epic gentlesir shall be all the recompense I desire..

21.01.2026 05:49 — 👍 41 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

They hate to see a bad bitch doing a loop de loop

25.01.2026 18:57 — 👍 44 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1

If you have the same argument too many times it reshapes your brain like wet jeans left out overnight in the snow btw

25.01.2026 19:14 — 👍 65 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 1

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