Jane Espenson

Jane Espenson

@janeespenson.bsky.social

TV Writer: Buffy, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Gilmore Girls, Once Upon a Time, Artful Dodger, Foundation, Fallout...

16,454 Followers 4,052 Following 2,260 Posts Joined Jul 2023
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The avocado guy at the Bev Hills Farmers Market only takes cash. Cash for 'cados.

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12 minutes ago

I love how cats who were drinking dumpster water get adopted and then start demanding fancy, timely meals and, like, fountain drinks, and yes, we all want and deserve comfort.

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18 hours ago

Folks, I regret to inform you: This design was OK'd by the Citizens Coin Advisory Committee in...October 2024. Its design was set in place when Biden was in office. The designer left out the olive branch to symbolize the colonists' not yet achieving peace, but hoping for it. Trump didn't do this.

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1 hour ago

Right? Every radio I walked past as a kid had this list playing.

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2 hours ago

Looking at my files, I only see 2 drafts, so I don't think it was a particularly difficult process. It was the "breaking" (structuring) of it that would be hard, and that's done by the whole team.

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3 hours ago

I love this! What an experience!

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3 hours ago

Ahh, I see. Well, it's hard to get anything launched - I feel bad for people who were counting on the work.

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3 hours ago

Dear god is there buffy news... I'll go look.

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3 hours ago

Pizza Hut is having a two-for-one deal for Pi Day but I misread it as Bi Day and thought yeah that makes sense

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3 hours ago

HAHAH!

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1 day ago
Photo of a sketch on a table with pens around it. The sketch depicts a house under a pink flower tree. In the window stands a little samurai silhouette and somewhere hides a cat. 
Brushed and technical pens on paper.

Daily sketch πŸͺΎπŸŒΈπŸšπŸ₯·πŸˆβ€β¬›οΈ

Can you spot the cat ?

Also, I just reached 5k followers here. I’ll post a small celebration + print giveaway later today. Keep an eye out πŸ‘€

#art #artsky #ink #sketch

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4 hours ago

The jar of β€œdill weed” is right at eyeball-height when I open my cupboard. Can’t do a thing in the kitchen without it calling me out.

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18 hours ago

Today was BRUTAL

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1 day ago

Depends if the existing resources includes a capybara trolley

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19 hours ago

Panda

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20 hours ago

My mom will order two of the same pair of jeans and they fit entirely differently.

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23 hours ago

That does seem immature

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1 day ago

The emerging cases of AI psychosis have shown that all it takes to drive some people completely insane is to put them in contact with a sycophantic chatbot who always agrees with them.

Now, what does that tell us about billionaire CEOs surrounded by sycophantic people who always agree with them?

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1 day ago

I regret this "remember".

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1 day ago

Remember, I am both a linguist and a joke writer. You've hit my sweet spot.

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1 day ago

Well yes, of course. I'm just being silly.

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1 day ago

I think it's ambiguous which he's reacting to. But if we assume that he's allowing the use of "less flies," I'd suggest it's because the whimsical treatment of "flies" as a mass noun like "snow" is used to imply how thick they are in the air.

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1 day ago

But Frodo didn't like the sound of it.

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1 day ago

Could not agree more

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2 days ago

Actual section numbering in a brief I'm reading:
I.
A. B. C.
II.
II.
1. 2. 3. 4.
1. 2.
B. C.
a.
II.
c.
1. 2.
2.
2. 3.
2.
D.
2.
E.
b.
f.

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2 days ago
YouTube
The Importance Of Being Earnest (Full Show) | Take Your Seats | National Theatre at Home YouTube video by National Theatre

National Theater streaming "The Importance of Being Earnest" featuring Ncuti Gatwa for FREE on YouTube! (until Mar 18) πŸŽ­πŸ’–

www.youtube.com/watch?v=obX-...

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2 days ago

A sign of how we all want comfort (noodles) in trying times?

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2 days ago

I freed myself from breakfast expectations years ago. It's a life upgrade.

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2 days ago

Life is complicated so I made spaghetti for breakfast. Big pot, jarred sauce, green shaker of cheese, toasted sourdough. Now I'm full and warm.

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2 days ago

My question too

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