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@janeespenson.bsky.social

TV Writer: Buffy, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Gilmore Girls, Once Upon a Time, Artful Dodger, Foundation, Fallout...

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Some assbutt thinks Trek fans are mostly male? The peace-loving, post-capitalist meritocracy, home to thoughtful morality tales in which cultural understanding is more likely to solve the problem than phasers? That Trek?!

25.10.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 443    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 1

The Star Trek thing (see previous RTs) pisses me off not just bc it's obviously wrong but bc it's based on a deep misunderstanding of Trek, the least macho SFF franchise in which everyone abandons greed and aggression in favor of problem solving while wearing bright primary colors

25.10.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 784    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 10

All right, I've done enough writing for today. Time to stare at a computer screen in an entirely different capacity.

25.10.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 757    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 1

i'm so tired i could sleep a horse

24.10.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

A Chorus Line

24.10.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you (or at least, I) try to check your TSA precheck status now, you get put in an infinite loop of verification - perhaps a shutdown effect?

24.10.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

ET

24.10.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning.

23.10.2025 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 973    πŸ” 150    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 9

They literally run with a knife after they harvest the cabbage

23.10.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Updating my LEGO White House

23.10.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 46933    πŸ” 11032    πŸ’¬ 778    πŸ“Œ 438
Fighter jets against the backdrop of a sky with the Idaho state flag and a quote that should say β€œeveryone is an ally until they aren’t” but the spacing makes it look like it says β€œeveryone is anally until they aren’t”

Fighter jets against the backdrop of a sky with the Idaho state flag and a quote that should say β€œeveryone is an ally until they aren’t” but the spacing makes it look like it says β€œeveryone is anally until they aren’t”

Local legislator displays the importance of kerning

22.10.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3647    πŸ” 728    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 96

The West Wing is now just the Wing.

22.10.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4434    πŸ” 766    πŸ’¬ 157    πŸ“Œ 61

They got the jewels, but we have their ladder.

21.10.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 242    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2

Me (not into sports): So I'm hearing that Cheri Oteri is playing some very good baseball lately?

21.10.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 242    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 0

Warm, sleepy, and full of noodles.

20.10.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

At airport security. Two pilots were discussing how their shoulder boards only sometimes trigger the metal detector. I said β€œSounds like the machine has epauletsy.” Got a mild chuckle. Felt about right.

19.10.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 552    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 3

Whoever made this sign please dm me I’d like to send you a little love letter πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

19.10.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 973    πŸ” 252    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 6
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A dinosaur talking with an NPR producer.

18.10.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5369    πŸ” 787    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 86
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#NoKings Miami!

18.10.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 36951    πŸ” 8921    πŸ’¬ 198    πŸ“Œ 252
A jar with Colorcoral on the lid, looking so much like Colorectal.

A jar with Colorcoral on the lid, looking so much like Colorectal.

Bought this to clean my keyboard and it did a good job, but I swear, every time… colorectal.

18.10.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 209    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a very cute protest pup with a tiny sign in the shape of a bone, with the words 'I POOP ON FASCISTS' on it

Photo of a very cute protest pup with a tiny sign in the shape of a bone, with the words 'I POOP ON FASCISTS' on it

This sign @glopan.bsky.social spotted made me laugh

18.10.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2754    πŸ” 462    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 40

Aw! Thank you!!

18.10.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Needs Harlem Shake music

18.10.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Wait. I’ve encountered that guy I think. Overheard a man on his phone ordering slaw for takeoutβ€” he said β€œhowever much juice you think is too much, make it more than that.”

18.10.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

In the Handmaids Tale book, the main character’s name is never established.

17.10.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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....And then she said, I got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge

Today, Billie-Joe McAllister jumped off the -

19.11.2024 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 290    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 10
The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe"

Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken.  How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."

The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe" Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken. How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

17.10.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 50303    πŸ” 10350    πŸ’¬ 1818    πŸ“Œ 775

Horrible little diagonal is, of course, art

17.10.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But horrible little and horizontal is much better than horrible little and vertical

17.10.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Location location location?

17.10.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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