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took NyQuil and slept for 10 hours

the ones suggesting it are always rich too

“you should try these homeopathic pills for —“

do NOT piss me off, I want enough acetaminophen to shut down my liver at the slightest hint of illness

woah

Lucky! I was given a list of accounts to mute, hopefully should help

waaaait!

oh thank god

I feel like I’m losing my mind over this, like STOP Jesus Christ 💀 it’s harassment at this point

stop. putting. adults. in. diapers. on. my. feed. @bsky.app

How many times can I tap “show less like this” 😭😭😭

looks dapper ✨

True!

Jealous!!!

still can’t get over the first episode of this season of survivor; a lesbian with a thick New York accent said “ew so many straight people”, projectile vomited while looking right into the camera, then got voted out hours later

legendary representation

twins

I’m funny cuz my mom took Vicodin while she was pregnant

been familiar with them for a long time

My 31-years-old is showing

asked her to please scoot over and she looked at me like this

nothing worse than a $15 sub sandwich that isn’t hung.. like what’s the point

I want that thing a foot long or more

my same exact health insurance plan with United just increased 50% per paycheck 🥰

wages have been stagnant for like the last decade 🥰

we can fund bombs to kill innocent children across the world but can’t have basic healthcare, college, or functioning public transit 🥰

loving life 🥰

I can do that too

it was truly an era

need to go back to a desk job so I can get back to my real career of yapping and posting 8 hours a day

I’ll also check it out then!

Hahaha give me some of that referral money then

This is what I’m most stressed about. Considering just buying with all cash and biting that scary bullet to avoid the financing part lol.

okay good to know thank you!

thanks for the reply — no Costco membership here but I’ve heard good things about CarMax from my brother as well. I just trust the gays more

car broke down for good finally RIP

economy is in shambles

whats the recommended method for getting a quality used car these days?

dealership? carmax? carvana? (this one seems bad)

help please little financially responsible gay people in my phone

this heat needs to stop