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noun’s

i think my biggest grammar pet peeve is seeing people use apostrophes in plural nouns

valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.

why am i getting calls from insurance company reps asking if we’re in network with a specific member’s plans.
you literally work for the company. surely you can figure it out without calling and making me look through a giant billing spreadsheet for you 🤡

Old man yells at cloud

(Personal thoughts building off of what Jared said, ty for this insight)

I APPROVE

i honestly might’ve had flow state for the remainder of the game

#splatoonclips

triple #2

#splatoonclips

they let me get two zooka triples off in the same game
#1

#splatoonclips

ez triple 🥰
can someone help your girl out and tell me which comp team my teammates were on? i swear ive seen them before!!

#splatoonclips

stinko pubs

as soon as i died it snowballed and we lost lead in ot 😔

are we serious

Ur valid for this one honestly
#splatoonclips

oh my cough sounds disgusting 😭
should know better to not do this while recovering from the flu

this dog isn’t real

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a colorful drawing of veronika from splatoon drawing back the tri-stringer, colors and sparkles of all kinds radiating from the weapon.

FLOW AURA ✨ #splatoon #art

an illustration of a yellow haired inkling hitting flow aura #splatoon

go with the:

i can’t get away with fucking up my “they’re weak they’re 1” callouts now

A splatoon draw over a comic. Character A is saying "dude you need to get the fuck out of my house you smell like pure unfettered ass" while character B replies "ITS CALLED AURA BRUH". They both look like inklings and character B is under the effect of flow aura

they called it flow aura in eng

Its funny seeing mainline discussion still think motion controls are bad meanwhile the splatoon devs are like yeah they got so broken we have to nerf the hitboxes.

Your mate mid-game: he is one oh my god he is so weak somebody hit him literally 1hp left

And then when you watch the vod back you see

open is a wild place

#splatoonclips

sendou has built so much helpful infrastructure for our scene i genuinely don’t know where we’d be without it

also why are you running koraidon terapagos 💀

i think i’m gonna start a thing and post every clip i have of someone letting koraidon get koed by whimsicott. this is a lot funnier to me than it should be because i have an unhealthy obsession with this cotton ball

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i need gacha pulls (w/ @twigthebluepikmin.bsky.social)
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A poster that says ATTENTION!!! (picture of pokemon rumble spheal) Thanks for your attention

i think troye sivan is fine asf but he very much does not like women like that :(