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Growing up I always misheard the lyrics as "You change your mind like a girl, change your clothes" and "You know, I wish that I was Jesse's girl" and I think this made the existence of trans people not shocking when I learned about them

In this video essay I will explain how representation is good

Oh HELLLL fucking yeah

Is there technology out there yet that can make me split my living room tv to play the switch on one side and watch a stream on the other like those tik tok videos with subway surfers

West Virginia… mountain mama……….

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I love when men have a porn stache

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I’m crankin’ my (road)hog

I have, what they call, a “sleeper build”.

Today was supposed to be laundry day

Guess what I didn’t do

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(Ex. Items in reply)

So I've been thinking a lot, and I wanted to make a public apology for the way I acted with regard to Splat Safety over the course of the last couple of years, but particularly back in August. I still have some legitimate issues with the way they handled the situation, but in raising them, (1/4)

I noticed whenever a show/movie decides to have these quiet, introspective moments like in Eternals, The Acolyte, or even Andor, that’s when people decide to call it “slow” or poorly written. It’s like no, you’ve just conditioned yourself to see action moments as the only valid thing.

Maliciously and intentionally lying to the org that does its best to keep the community safe AND the community as a whole while being a TO for said community is quite the cognitive dissonance.

please take the time to read this. so horrible what’s been happening to gem these past couple years. his and splat safety’s reputation ruined all for nothing. hoping six isnt allowed at any more events as this behavior is so incredibly disgusting and malicious

It’s been very frustrating to see what has played out up until Gem/squid school released an actual statement.

So much damage caused along the way by intentional misinformation and a refusal to consider other perspectives.

This is worth a read and reflection.

I would highly encourage ALL people in the Splatoon Community to read this.

If you have ever Supported Gem / Squid School in the past and heard about the serious allegations put against him.

I personally believe he is innocent and I think its such a shame that this escalated this far.

but I think being quiet still and trying to be nice to everyone in this will only go against my conscience. This has done irreparable harm to Splat Safety. This has harmed so many more people beyond Gem, and I think both Six and iMAD need to reflect on that.

Gem's Response to the Allegations READ THIS, IF NOTHING ELSE This document is going to be long, and I understand that might make it less palatable to read. Just, if your response to this document is going to be "I'm not reading all th...

Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I think about this post a lot

You know what…

I miss when country music was about women killing their husbands

Unfortunately I don’t remember and now I need you to remind me LOL

The girlies are in sync ✨

Pretending not to care about my embroidery machine so it actually starts working properly again

Throwback to the best Halloween costume I ever did. It quite literally will never be better than this

I LOVE EDDY SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What could he be listening to?!
Come hear Eddys playlist at SeaBATTLE 7, Drizzle city!

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Chat I started vaping again. Take me out to the backyard and do me like old yeller