Behold, a problem!

Whose*

Oh, Domino, easy.

Autocorrect sure made me look like a work.

I'm gonna be playing a 6 mana 7/7 mana work at locals this week.

I'm not seeing a whole lot of "America" in that picture.

I run Ancient Warriors, which have not one, but *two* built-in Compulsory effects, and can confirm, Kaijus go hard.

Usually, anniversaries are meant to celebrate *important* things.

Oh I need one of these for Colfenor.

Pariah's Shield goes hard.

This is another really good one for Air bending strats.

Damn, 311, gonna be rough. =P

I mean, real talk, Caetus would be kinda busted in the Commander slot.

"Orders are presumed to be lawful." Fuck no, there are very clear-cut laws regarding the deployment of troops on US soil, against US citizens, and orders given that violate those laws are unlawful orders, period. There is no presumption when you can read out word-for-word the laws they've violated.

Sock puppet dragon!

This has been a problem for character creation with variable proportions basically forever. That does not make it less frustrating; if anything, it makes it more so. You'd think devs would know what *not* to do with the character and clothing models by now.

Mass migration like the large influx of Europeans starting in the 1500s? Yeah that checks out.

Duuuuude.

Damn, telling a whole story with just a pair of eyes.

Clemency has legit saved me from wiping on multiple occasions.

"Mister President, how do you respond to recent allegations that you're a fucking moron?"

I miss three-set blocks and a core set each year.

Heheheh. Snow globes.

Yeah, ironic is definitely not the word I would use.

A person of average height.

"Let's be productive today" does not mean "let's start right now", we'll get it done eventually.