Chleb

lol

luv

A man with a jagged, downward-facing penis stands in front of a graph. He looks unhappy. A man in a suit reviewing this says "no no no, these figures are terrible. Fetch the man with the upward penis." The downward penis man is taken away and replaced with a more optimistic jagged upward penis man. The man in the suit says "yes. much better."

ginny

Leftists who don’t care about the war on porn should look closer. Obscenity laws are the first step in banning ALL “degenerate” art.

They are already saying that drag queens and trans people are sex predators. That queer books are porn. They are priming the people to lump it all together!!

Confession.

The Beginning of Life, by František Kupka, 1900

my wrapped results (my music completely changed in the last two months so it's more like "jan-jul 2024 wrapped")

Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.

Pre transition Alex. Wearing a pink button down and ripped jeans. Bearded and unkempt. Smiling but dead behind the eyes.

Girl Alex. Looks more put together wearing black short shorts and black strappy top. Light in the eyes.

This shit is straight up whacky

Personally I am of the opinion that video games rot your brain. However, so does everything else. In fact, everything else is worse. Video games actually are the slowest means towards your inevitable and total brain rot.

My superpower is I can tell whenever the coffee cups in a tv show are empty. Law & Order hasn’t seen a wet cup in 30 years.

An overturned stick is held upright in an autumn forest and covered in mature Splitgill mushrooms, one stacked above the next, each of their gills radiating above the next

Here are some nice mushrooms

My "left wing twitter" is like 30% bird pictures and for some reason that makes perfect sense?

Born to be productive, forced to never start a single task ✊️😔

D&D Combinatorics xkcd.com/3015

This is obviously insane but also I wanna seem my graph so baaaaad.

I think it speaks volumes that right wingers criticize bluesky for being “liberal” and “left wing”, when it’s really just that hate speech isn’t allowed.

Always waking up with mysterious bruises I didn't have the night before. Can only surmise I'm being visited by The Night Boxer

My kids are singing MAPS by Yeah Yeah Yeahs on their own. No idea where they found out but...there is hope for the future.

Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.

my cat loves me so i can't kill myself

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

Literally..

a cartoon with two panels panel one is a stick figure saying "oh! a fossil fuel!!" standing above a crudely drawn black lump under a brown ground Panel two is them walking away and saying "I'll just leave it there" The head of the person is not a drawn circle but the letter O, because the random software I used to draw it did that for unexplained reasons

Please allow me to re-share my rough sketch of some advanced carbon capture technology

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

Can Bluesky be a special different world where RFK Jr simply does not exist?

Jeffrey Dahmer was very good on refrigeration