If you’ve ever been kicked out of my house after a hangout, consider it an honor. You are now part of The Inner Realm
Always sunny trivia night when I am already seeing my most always sunniest friends???? The planets are aligning
The marg works in mysterious ways
The Power of a Loaded Baked Potato
Baddies Battling Burnout @hauntedmck.bsky.social
💔 miss yall 😭
Hows the new job going? Well a State Farm agent called me at 9:16 am to ask me if I’m okay
Nobody’s ever wanted anything as badly as I want a ginger ale rn
Okay he also just got scared by his own drool dripping on him
Scarecrow closed out of instagram with his nose. Thank you for the reminder king
There goes more of my whimsy. Shes going corporate 😔
if a girls night doesnt end with listening to taylor swift songs in a parked car was it even a girls night
please bring this back
bad day at work? have you considered .. bread?
my current delusion is that i would kill a hairstyle like this
on my knees once again begging you to read priory of the orange tree
Sometimes it’s like, I need a cigarette. But I don’t even smoke
legos & animal crossing 🤩
I need everyone to be very direct with me all the time about everything starting now
My bad g
this took me out
got new glasses. unstoppable
Sorry I can’t go out tonight, I’m researching every branch of the Targaryen family tree
💚🍀🪷
me plotting how to be the office prankster on day 2 of my employment
These are somehow all @hauntedmck.bsky.social
Screaming, crying, throwing up
I’m going to watch the last episode of stranger things with my bestie tonight @hauntedmck.bsky.social
Chicken nugget induced ecstasy
me going to bed with my weighted blanket, my weighted cow, my weighted dragon,
