@hauntedmck.bsky.social
tetanus survivor
trust and believe, next yearβs halloween party is gonna go CRAZY.
31.10.2025 23:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i am cursed to be sick every halloween
31.10.2025 17:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0they complimented me SO much. im kicking my feet, twirling my hair, and giggling
30.10.2025 21:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my opps are going around saying im charming, magnetic, and display leadership skills π
30.10.2025 19:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1did you guys know that iβm a cult leader
30.10.2025 18:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0October is almost over and I havenβt done a single damn thing thatβs spooky. The most Iβve done is go to work π
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save me
30.10.2025 16:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0congrats on the engagement. sorry about the asthma.
30.10.2025 05:43 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0yk its bad when youβre doordashing food from 1 mile down the road
27.10.2025 18:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0FINALLY 365 DAYS OUT FROM GETTING MARRRIIIIEEEEDDDDDD
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TRUST. i miss my shag every single day
23.10.2025 22:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0POMEGRANATE SEASON!!!!!!!!!!
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sarahβs halloween costume
20.10.2025 15:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1i mean come on! this is day 3 hair!
18.10.2025 00:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0scale of 1-10 how leo is it to stare at pictures of your own hair
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heβs plotting how heβll maul me tonight
13.10.2025 15:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The best thing about a three person friendgroup is someone is always clocked tf in in that damn groupchat
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i just finished a knitting project in two days.
13.10.2025 03:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0gentle parenting the dnd group
12.10.2025 20:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0your honor my friends HATE me!!!! (cant get pregnant until after the wedding)
12.10.2025 03:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0is this about henny and kaylie or me and madi there is no tellingβ¦β¦β¦.
10.10.2025 01:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ah nothing like having to confront your weirdo ex-sister-in-law for harassing your baby sister at 10 o clock in the morning!
03.10.2025 15:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bad news for my haters: i actually ENJOY salad now! not only that - i made a vinaigrette that most chefs could only DREAM of!
02.10.2025 13:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0sometimes scarecrow stares at me in such a way that i just know heβs calling me slurs
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who wants to link up in the fairy circle in my backyard
02.10.2025 13:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βOh to be a tiny piece of crab cake stuck between Madiβs breastsβ
- @hauntedmck.bsky.social
one thing about me is i will pay any price to have a girls day
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