@sandinator2112.bsky.social
Level 30 | He/him | NO A.I. | Expect nothing but unhinged nonsense | Possible 18+ likes, replies, and posts; you've been warned. I'm just a humble memer who also writes (and yaps on a podcast) about video games sometimes. @phenixxgaming.bsky.social
I just want to know what they say
never use AI? no problem, easiest task of my life
never start a podcast?
...aw, crap
it was a very threatening-looking spider! 😂
"ALERT: someone is at your door!
It's a branch!
Now you know!" 😂
a yoursfield? or a theirsfield, perhaps?
I think you mean "ruff" day! 😉
Also, be sure not to spread this video of Justin Fox, the other DOGE bro who revealed that he's a malicious moron who caused incredible destruction.
Do not hurt Justin Fox's reputation just by linking Justin Fox's name to the sworn testimony Justin Fox gave about what Justin Fox did.
Oh, that's why my metrics have taken a dive recently - Twitch pushed a new update that doesn't count someone as a viewer if they don't have the Twitch tab in focus
RIP everyone who watches streams in the background, Twitch has no idea how people actually use their platform
is there a porn parody of that one sportsball movie "Remember the Titans" called "Remember the Titties"?
because if not, that's one hell of a missed opportunity
it has such a big head, and yet not a single thought contained within it 🥹
nah, man, no one should be subjected to this bullshit, not even birds
does the middle initial stand for "Long"? 👀
at least the time between falling out of the window and reaching the ground must have been exciting, I guess? 😅
real party animals sit in the corner and keep to themselves
hashtag whore members
touchy the celery
Good time to remind folks that Clip Studio permanent licenses are half off right now
It's cool how food is just 3x more expensive now but wages haven't budged
100% 🥰🤓
DITTO: Look at this new book I found, professor!
TANGROWTH: Fascinating. *flips pages* It seems like humans had their own version of Pokémon battles! I… oh. oh no…
DITTO: Are you okay?
TANGROWTH: Ditto, listen to me. It is very important that you turn into a Charmander and burn this right now.
i understand these mfs so much now
fair enough
he did only have one of those, yes
there are so many filthy jokes that could be made out of this 😂
sometimes I curse my own literacy
now is one of those sometimes
the only good Roundabout is the title of that one song by Yes
oh, the b is for bargain? I thought it was for BYOBB
pstn (poaster savings time now)
every news story these days is the kind you see in the background of apocalypse movies. it's what's playing on the tv before the nukes drop
plot twist: "doctor" is the part that's flagged as "mature"