David Sanders, but scary

do not cry for the kitten

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#ForTheAlliance... but you're cool, Chris, so I'll let it slide. 😁

you are messing with forces you do not understand - she will now have much to say 😍

She has so many opinions!

Neither, but you are helping to perpetuate the therapy industry by increasing the chances that your therapist needs their own therapist, and so on. 😅

at first glance I thought that said "gay paint" and I was momentarily very confused 😅

"I am an extremely patient person"

and I have no idea what that's like, so I'm jealous 😅

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Review embargo date changed.

Possibly, but that may not be true for every techbro. For some of them, sure, but I doubt all of them would be comfortable in an IRL sex work environment.

After all, the computerized fuckbots are programmed not to make fun of the techbros' anatomical inadequacies. 😆

It's because the techbros are much more comfortable interacting with the computerized fuckbots compared to interacting with an actual person face-to-face.

a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera . Alt: Jack Nicholson nodding his head and smiling with presumably malicious intent.

and it will be glorious!

I have no idea, but I hope we both find out!

if it's any consolation, when I'm at my desk, I have four calendars simultaneously within my field of vision (a wall calendar, my PC's built-in calendar, and Google Calendar in my browser and on my phone) and I still can't remember what day it is 90% of the time 😅

you did it so the rest of us didn't have to 🫡

No, back then they only shot you if you disrespected snake oil. Still, though... might not be a bad idea to return to that era with a few modern tweaks. 👀

Selling gravy for a profit wasn't enough, we had to create a company to monetize the very *concept* of gravy. 🙄

Its founder has a very fitting name, though.

I am glad you clarified, because I was concerned! 😅

maximum c o m f y 😍

We can't lose you yet, Mr. Curry. You're still needed here - we need to know to where we can escape now that SPACE is no longer the ONE place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism. 🫡

I was there! 👀

Africa by Totodile

"But I can free you of that torment, Clarice. I can free you of your bladder... and pair it with fava beans and a nice Chianti."

I have a bladder, and so I must scream.

Mash up bands:

Rush! at the Disco
Rolling Stone Temple Pilots
Frank Zappa and the Doors of Invention
Deep Pink Floyd
"Weird Jimi" Hendrix
Who Might Be Giants

Same! I hear the "Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence" jingle in my head every time I hear or read the words "electric fence," and it usually takes every ounce of my concentration to keep from singing it out loud. 😅

You lucky bastard, you!

a cartoon drawing of a purple monster with big red eyes Alt: Ren Hoek from the cartoon Ren and Stimpy hyperventilating and turning purple for some reason.

I don't know why I wanted to use a Ren & Stimpy gif for this, but this seems good enough lol