David Sanders

Yar-har, fiddle dee dee, this kind of piracy is most assuredly NOT alright with me.

A black-and-white cat named Sushi is stretched out asleep on a tile floor directly behind my bedroom door. There are sound-isolating foam pads on the inside of my bedroom door. I don't know how Sushi is so long, but she remains incredibly adorable.

the bebe is l o n g

A photo of a black-and-white cat named Sushi, lying on an orange bathroom towel on a tile floor. Sushi is asleep in a pose similar to that common among shrimp. She will certainly cause shenanigans when she wakes up.

the bebe has mastered the art of the shrimp form

thank you! I'm sure she'll love to know you said that! 🥹

her has bocks; her is safe 🥹

A photo of a black-and-white cat named Sushi, lying on an orange bathroom towel on a tile floor. Sushi is asleep in a pose similar to that common among shrimp.

to further tempt you to do this, I present Sushi, seen here in her shrimp form

[vehemently agrees in ancient person]

absolute L E A P

that's the spirit! 💙

also - day 1 of my petition: Epic Games, make Fortnite properly playable on Linux already, you cowards

A screenshot from the video game Fortnite in which Metallica frontman James Hetfield and vocaloid Hatsune Miku are performing the Fusion Dance technique from the anime "Dragon Ball Z." The Fusion Dance temporarily fuses two characters into one more powerful form - assuming they perform the technique correctly.

I'm not sure if the result of this Fusion Dance would be horrifying or awesome... 🤔

#Fortnite #FortniteShenanigans feat. @nidoash.bsky.social

father having a shuffle about it, if you will

That's the neat part: you're not. Unless your job is petting that bebe, in which case you'll be doing some serious overtime. 😍

consider me absolutely terrified! 😍

that is correct, yes

A screenshot from the video game Fortnite in which the character Frieza from the anime "Dragon Ball Z" is driving the Mystery Machine from the classic cartoon series, "Scooby-Doo! Where Are You?" A blue alien named Human Bill is riding in the passenger seat next to Frieza. Shenanigans will surely soon follow.

#squad on our way to solve mysteries and engage in memery

#Fortnite #FortniteShenanigans feat. @nidoash.bsky.social

This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir

A screenshot from the video game Fortnite in which Metallica frontman James Hetfield is surfing into battle alongside the character Frieza from the anime Dragon Ball Z.

James Hetfield doesn't need to "prepare" to shred, he's obviously always ready. 🙄

#Fortnite #FortniteShenanigans feat. @nidoash.bsky.social

aaand they're the Gem Gramps!

yes, very much so

Relatable Corvid

"who are you?"
"I'm you, but shootier"

"Fog of war"? Does he think he's playing a real-time strategy video game or something?

absolute c o m f y b o i 😍

[creepy radio voice with no background music for some reason] Attention! If you or a loved one was diagnosed with Giant Melanoma, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

he's too big to fail, yet he may flop; however, in this one specific context and no others, flopping is actually a good thing

I have almost this exact sentiment as a sticker on my computer case so that it serves as my daily motivation 😅

a man singing into a microphone with the words " the number of the beast " above him Alt: Bruce Dickinson, best-known lead vocalist of English heavy metal band Iron Maiden, onstage performing their popular song "The Number of the Beast."

40 more to go and you'll have...

you know I'm always just a DM away!

he's orange - perhaps the Dorito "Sprouted" out of him? 😉