Lesbian Opossum

the solution to this is to simply be a mariners fan so missing playoff games has only been a problem twice in your adult life

hello blue people, happy daylight savings time

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee

short-haired woman driving a subaru

i'm calling for a liberal january 6th i'm so serious

i think bluesky needs the last jedi discourse i think this place would be improved by arguing about star wars in excitingly dumb ways

opossums, bats, otters and foxes are the holy quartet of “forbidden pets”

need a new hobby, think i might get really into gambling

i love archive of our own

when your average european hears “do you have a positive opinion of black people” they think of african immigrants, while for serbians they think of lebron james

the reason serbia scores so low on all these “do you hate black people” things is cause no one wants to immigrate there cause it’s a shithole and cause they love basketball so much they associate all black peoples with it lol

i wonder who could take the atlanta hawks to a nba championship?

zis is martin luther and i’m here to say
you must read a german bible today
your enlightenment is ze only remedy
to the real pandemic - the papacy!

we need a holy war against trunk or treats

short-haired woman driving a subaru

embrace rachel reeves thought

the thing they don’t tell you about lesbians is that actually we all like vampires

if ted cruz loses i will commit a pilgrimage to austin

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dm’d you cause she name searches lol

her names rhymes with shmo moaler and she’s the reason people in the us born after like 2005 can’t do basic math

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the problem with saying “the british are all evil and stupid” is that there’s plenty of smart and kind british people, but the dumbest and most evil person to ever live is actually british, which surely complicates things

there’s blonde autistic magic girls everywhere for those with the eyes to see

i’ve been good :)

congrats

oh this is was such a good idea

having a spicy bedroom life is doing it at least once a decade

elves should exude asexuality, you cannot make me believe that an eternal race that reproduces like once a millennium gets horny, ever

i wonder who could be responsible for this