KP

KP

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Books. Babes. Boat shoes. Debut novel Crash and Burn available at Bella Books. https://www.bellabooks.com/product/9781642476668e/

152 Followers 293 Following 47 Posts Joined Aug 2023
7 months ago

“That alarm was still ringing within her. A match had been struck and was hovering over a pool of accelerant, flames poised to be unleashed if she didn’t get on a line and douse them immediately."

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New Review
Crash and Burn by KP Evans is a humorous, tense and sexy romance between a hot but traumatized firefighter and the free spirit business owner who sets up across the street from Station 2

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7 months ago

Hey hey heeeyyy!

TLR got a hold of Crash and Burn and the verdict is: it's pretty good! Check out the review below.

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8 months ago
Preview
Crash and Burn – eBook

Available here at Bella Books!

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8 months ago

Do you like:
- grumpy firefighters
- excitable sunshine cinnamon roll LIs
- small towns
- lots and lots of Air Jordan sneakers
- Taylor Swift references
- sweet and spicy love scenes

If so, you should check this out. If not, you should check it out anyway.

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8 months ago
@MZanona on X:

Van Orden, who’s a yes on mega bill, pushes back on notion that Rs do watever Trump says:

“The president of the United States didn't give us an assignment. We're not a bunch of little bitches around here okay? I'm a member of Congress. I represent almost 800,000 Wisconsinnites.”

Rep. Derrick Van Orden (R-WI) is indeed a little bitch

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8 months ago

Hell yeah, I hope you like it

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8 months ago

Well look at this! Someone pretty cool and vaguely talented wrote a book!

Check it out at Bella Books.

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8 months ago

Very much seems like the US is entering a war with Iran because Nethanyahu started it. No broader discussion about the US national interest here from the America first guys

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8 months ago

Tomorrow is a very good day to impeach a president and his entire cabinet. Today would be good too, but tomorrow will work for me.

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1 year ago

no funding if it seems like the research MIGHT involve a woman or a nonwhite person

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1 year ago

Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot

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1 year ago

If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.

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1 year ago

If you're wondering about the kinds of sodas they had access to while making this decision, then man, do I ever have the blog for you: www.thesodafountain.xyz/p/which-fede...

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1 year ago
Someone on Twitter writes: "Unfortunately die work wear or whatever is a psyop to turn men into women . Cuz why the hell else would he be telling them to dress that gay"

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

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1 year ago
Preview
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an elevator and says `` not great , bob '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an elevator and says `` not great , bob '' .
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1 year ago

"Die hard fan" means that whenever you watch your team play you just want to die

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1 year ago

Jesus christ let's just hurry up and lose this game so I can enjoy the rest of the playoffs

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1 year ago

Leave it to the Packers to lose a playoff game before I've even finished my first drink. YAY WISCONSIN SPORTS

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1 year ago
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The New York Times can go fuck itself in the face.

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1 year ago

I was test driving a car today when suddenly I saw a cybertruck in the next lane.

I almost crash the car.

Why do they look like that? 😭

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1 year ago

steve bannon is screaming "kill the boer", and honestly? swag. never talking shit about how he wears five overlapping flannels again

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1 year ago
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Title Announcement: Lesser Hungers

This paranormal body horror by Rien Gray questions who owns the skin you live in, starring a nonbinary protagonist clawing a new identity after a near-death experience.

Release date: November 15, 2025

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1 year ago

In 2025, I’d like to invite people to purposefully read more dense and/or complex prose.

There is nothing wrong with
reading slow or reading something multiple times.

There’s no shame in looking up the definition of words or writing out plot events to analyze their importance.

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1 year ago

the bar is extremely high but “kek you frens later, anons” might be the single most embarrassing thing anyone has ever posted

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1 year ago

As a Twitter elder who saw the rise and fall of the entire site, I beg of you: get help if you think like this. This is not a normal thing to think about. Your brain has been broken by a website.

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1 year ago

We actually designed our car to be good at exploding

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1 year ago

they suspect terrorism here, so my best guess is that a guy owned a cybertruck for a few months and eventually decided to suicide bomb it

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1 year ago

I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars

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1 year ago

"what kind of cat is this" it is a fluff gremlin. don't worry about it

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