Alex Winfield

Federal Agents Amass in Portland, Local Officials Say President Donald Trump has dispatched federal agents to Portland, local elected officials said in a hastily scheduled press conference on Friday night

“Here’s your SITREP: situation normal in Portland,” he said. “We do not need your assistance. Please go away.”

I do not celebrate any murder.

I do not celebrate the violent death of any human being, nor the loss of any chance for repentance & repair. None.

And those on the right must note that this is the "deal" for which Kirk himself actively advocated.

Pass better gun policy if you don't like murder!

I need the internet to know that as of today I have a new favourite children’s picture book. It is called This Is Not My Hat and it is unhinged and lovely.

Treat spiders gently when they come into your homes; they are a reminder that one day you will be in a situation where you are the small fragile one.

Tonight as my baby gleefully wriggled out of my lap and bounced face-first in the direction of falling off the edge of the bed I said aloud “darling, how do I balance wanting to keep you safe with encouraging you to explore the world,” a unique thought never before experienced by any parent.

Baby goes bing bong bing bong 🎵🎵

The heartbreaking statement from Jonathan Joss’s husband about his death.

Wonderful wonderful ☺️

I couldn’t agree more!

Thank you Andor for giving me the space hotel (and space hotel man) of my dreams.

“A man that has friends must show himself friendly: and there is a friend that sticketh closer than a brother.”

Thank goodness for patient cats ☺️❤️

odd that dril hasn't posted since the pope died

With Eva Noblezada? I am excited to see her again!

Moving with some urgency here!

Working in a Portland hotel, I have a variation of this conversation on almost a weekly basis 😭😂

my offer to america: we bring woke back

I wonder what feeling Vance has when he types things like "I will say a prayer for victory" in a private group chat.

Is he truly praying as he types? Does he plan to later? Is it a rote performance by now? Is he eyerolling?

I have curiosity about the, uh, masking / earnestness / cynicism levels.

Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Worth noting that when the war started Zelensky’s English was very shaky and he’s clearly spent a ton of time improving it for exactly this purpose.

YouTube video by MBT Yu-Gi-Oh! IT’S NEVER BEEN EASIER TO START PLAYING YUGIOH - THANKS TO THE BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON!

The future of the Yugioh TCG looks bright! Three copies of the new starter deck lets you build something pretty cool, right out the door.

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Thank you Portland, for the annual Dumpling Week.

"Don't comply in advance" plays on repeat.

Snow next week in Portland! Looks like it will be pretty tame compared with the ice storm last year. But just in case any of my Portland locals need somewhere safe and warm to go, this is me reminding you all that I have a whole-ass hotel and will get you a great deal.

A whole lot of flavour in that rye! Very much enjoyed it as a sipping whisky and will have to use it in an Old Fashioned next time.

I saw this in Portland and thought of you.