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@thebikepimp.bsky.social

Also the part-time cat-rescuer, shameless procrastinator. Do not pray for me.

24 Followers  |  9 Following  |  17 Posts  |  Joined: 20.11.2024  |  1.6217

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21.01.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The most American thing ever to ban tiktok before banning AR15s.

19.01.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lady, give it up already and just STFU.

19.01.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know you're trying to be funny but it's not helpful atm. Read the room.

18.01.2025 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Naah I'm gonna wait till they combine it with a couch and air conditioning.

14.01.2025 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This 'bluesky' is already tedious. I don't need another soapbox. But I also don't need another extremist right-wing propaganda outlet that divides the fucking nation for profit.

14.01.2025 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Say hello to Buddy. The cat that ate a $2 flip-flop and then put me in debt for the next couple of years for that emergency room visit. But he's worth it.
I rescued him from my backyard last year. I have no idea where he came from. But he's that cat that loves everyone.

14.01.2025 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Genesis Cruiser. 23 lbs, carbon fork, Magic Motorcycle cranks, long wheelbase, thousands of miles over 15 years.
My signature bike.
All customizing by me.
If you like I can customize for you too.

14.01.2025 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the 15 year evolution of my cruiser. It started as a 35 lb Walmart bike. Now it's pink and down to 23 lbs. (a weight loss I will never achieve.)

14.01.2025 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Alas, not pink, so not as fast. But vintage Yo Eddy/Team Fat Chance. If you know, you know.
Customizing by me.

14.01.2025 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is your bike not fast enough? Just add pink.
Just like this Titanium Basso mountain bike I built. It goes 100mph. Really. Fact-check it.

14.01.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
How To Irrigate Your Nasal Passages
YouTube video by drewtoothpaste How To Irrigate Your Nasal Passages

17 years later, this is still epic. (apropos of nothing)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQm7...

14.01.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Honeybear, Missy and Panther. The girls. 3 of my 6 rescue cats.

13.01.2025 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I took this sad rusty 1973 Raleigh frame and turned it into this.

13.01.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Canvases.

13.01.2025 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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