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Apple Article Talk From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia This article is about the fruit. For the technology company, see Apple Inc. For other uses, se "Apple tree" redirects here. For other uses, see Apple tree (disambiguation). An apple was a round, edible fruit produced by an apple tree (Malus spp., among them the domestic or orchard apple; Malus domestica). The fruit was approximately the size of a human hand and was widely available until the second half of the 21st century, with the last known apple sold at auction in 2073 for US$455,293,000.

does wikipedia look like this for anyone else what's happening

"my psychic told me" "my psychic said" you're telling on yourself when you say this. true players have at least 3 active psychics working on their behalf and they average the results

look, if i can win the lottery, i'm SURE you can too!

you don't need to change your car's oil. Think about who tells you to do this. The oil industry

hope you feel better soon dude!

braised beef roast, beef gravy, cheese curds, french fries

today's poutine: local chuck roast braised in beer/onions/parsley/carrots/rosemary, local cheese curds, gravy made from the braise, and idaho potatoes (i ran out of potatoes. sorry for using these)

pepper seedling progress, along with some broccoli, arugula, wormwood, hyssop, anise, and extremely unhappy fennel. not sure why the fennel is so unhappy but i hope they'll perk up 🌱

let's share what we know: world wide web (a black t-shirt)

by popular demand, the shirt I made of the original World Wide Web logo and slogan from 1991 is back in stock at drewtoothpaste.com along with a few other items

GBU #491: The Great Mistake with Drew & Natalie Dee We found a UFO in Greenland and The Dating App Conspiracy

BREAKING: we reveal a secret UFO in Greenland and tell you how the banks are preparing for UFO disclosure, nationwide. listen at patreon.com/garbagebrain...

"I just want to go home" says Girl, continuing down the yellow brick road with her picnic basket. "Take the bus!" Says Cat. "You sold me the ticket!" says Girl. "Oh right" says Cat, grimacing. "But if you're shut out of institutional scams - why not freelance?" Girl asks. "It's a snickers wrapper" says Cat. "Why tie yourself to the meritocratic measures of a dead world" says Girl - "In my defense I wanted money" Cat says. "We live in a time of scammers - because companies are scams - Potemkin legal structures for the reserve of money that sloshes around behind them, seeking ever more return," says Girl, "and the least valuable company is the one that makes something - and the least valuable person is the one who knows something."

Looking for home ...

i've run the numbers on your retirement... have you considered dying young?

Middle aged white men (and I’m 49, so I’m in the demographic) absolutely need ridiculous Dad Hobbies or they get squirrely. I think if you’re can’t prove you have a preexisting Dad Hobby or 2 by age 45, you get entered into a national hobby draft and get assigned one. It would solve so many things.

Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social Here's a podcast that does a good job of laying out what's at stake, and why all of us need to get off the sidelines to demand change. GBU #485: The Great Mistake with Drew & Natalie Dee Why you'll never watch a movie "made with Al" How to imprison every CEO

Thank you @barackobama.bsky.social for this endorsement of patreon.com/garbagebrain...

my whole life I’ve been slightly disappointed that the little lines that make up the rear defroster on cars don’t faintly glow orange when you turn them on

criminal lack of rts. imagine not circumventing paywalls to satisfy an insatiable desire to read

during winter your temptation may be to get up early to "see more sunlight." don't do this. wake up later instead. put on some reggae. your body will beg you to listen to crummy music instead. ignore your body. never listen to your body. if it was in charge you'd be the body and it'd be your mind

just do it anyway the comics police aren't armed

a frozen pond below the green mountains catching the last of the afternoon sun

this is what a couple miles on snowshoes will get you on a clear day around here

Aha! You don’t know anything about art! See, this is my painting, and it ain’t about symbolism! It’s about gettin’ high and fuckin’ around outside at night!

aha!

i consider all websites i refuse to support to be content verticals published by archive dot today

my ears are burning

"We've Noticed You're Blocking Ads" that's because i don't want to see them. the doomsday clock of each of our lives ticks ever closer to midnight with each passing second. you must be the person you wanted to be when you grew up and that guy does not look at ads

one of 72 strawberry seedlings

one of 72 baby strawberry plants 🌱

if you had a friend who sat in a tub of dirt and you never saw him move and you had to give him all of his food and water because he wouldn't get up you might think poorly of him. until one day you noticed he was a plant

a pile of smoking ash in the snow, and my ash-covered gauntlet

always cast fire-based spells outside, even if low level. and wear personal protective equipment EVERY time! i'm fine, but if i hadn't been wearing an enchanted gauntlet it could have been bad

If the Republicans weren’t in power, us Democrats would definitely do great stuff for the people! You know. The, like, gross poor people who have to go to work that we definitely don’t hate! We actually love them!

i wish poison weren't bad for you. i love that shit

if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post

stop resisting!!!

hope it goes well and you recover fully!!