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Also... he will want to avoid any responsibility too. remember how quickly he disowned the Brexit Promises as 'the main campaign' back in 2016...

Dear US Cousins... In honour of this presidents day, allow me to offer this vision of a better alternative (that only want to drain our water and harvest us for food).

yeah. But the Dow...

oooo. I like that, just my kinda vibe... Added to my playlist...

Picture of Cookie Monster doing diggerent things. His wisdom is; - Your stomach thinks that all potatoes are mashed. - Lasagna is just spaghetti flavoured cake. - Onion Rings are vegetable donuts. - Its weird that we cook bacon, but bake cookies... cookies. mmm. - Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions. - Cookie dough is the sushi of deserts. COOKIES! COOKIES! om nom nom...

The wisdom of Cookie Monster.

Mine. David Bowie - Life on Mars
Your turn.

Every accusation is a confession.

Remember what happened last time she was near an old person. So fingers crossed everyone.

Reader. She's from the Netherlands...

She also has better options.

USA; " hold my (very weak) beer..."

We seem to have been unfairly dismissing the precognitive elements of the prequels for 20 years.

This is no longer about Star Wars.

Seems perfectly fine to me...

Dear BBC. You might want to give your subtitle software a bit of a shake up before the year of the horse on Tuesday...

Niche market for valentines outside the Deep South of the USA..

Why yes... it WAS the Grok chat bit that did it...

When do we get a podyssey on this guy @alexpodyssey.bsky.social ?

😉

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
Love is a biological and evolutionary byproduct that we have been conditioned to celebrate with material goods on February the 14th to support our capitalist society.

CONSUME.

Congratulations to Matt Weston and TeamGB in the 80mph Downhill Tea Tray. @teamgbofficial.bsky.social

So. They admit he is a pedophile...

Yes. Here in the UK, we understand that these revelations look .ikely to damage the Royal Family, Labour, Conservative and Reform parties, and may even upset a few celebrities too... and are fine with this. Please carry on.

I dont think that Bondi realises that this is not the threat she thought it was...

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Wait. I forgot...

see you next month...

Happy #LetterboxdFriday
#LastFourWatched

Look. I am easily entertained OK?

Of course it might equally be a prank call on the President and he has reacted as if it were real... because he is a monumental bellend.

President of the Swiss Confederation - Wikipedia

Its also worth notiong that Switzerland doesn't have a Prime Minister... It has a president... And its currently a man... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preside...

So we dont actually know who's tone Trump didn't like. But if it was the former Swiss President Karin Keller-Sutter, she left office Dec 31st.

An image that you can hear...

According to Gbeebies, it's considered petty to secure the border of your property to prevent people from entering it illegally...

Hmmmmm

Why not... If you were innocent, and know that you had somehow innocently been in the orbit of these people, you have had years to step forward and explain how...