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So, if I'm following all this correctly, a bunch of internet shitposters who spent years screaming "don't tread on me" and warning about federal agents stomping out people's rights... have been hired as ICE agents to go around breaking into people's homes, kidnapping & shooting them

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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.

And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: β€œNo, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”

Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.

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When Trump desperately needed people to vouch for him with skeptical evangelicals in the 2016 primary, David was there to do it for him at the Christian Broadcasting Network.

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Panel 1: Lion taking books out of a library shelf says, "Do you have a story about your public library?"
Panel 2: Text says "Perhaps you raised funds...". Image is of a lion pouring lemonade to a croc at a Libraries and Lemonade stand

Panel 1: Lion taking books out of a library shelf says, "Do you have a story about your public library?" Panel 2: Text says "Perhaps you raised funds...". Image is of a lion pouring lemonade to a croc at a Libraries and Lemonade stand

Panel 1: Lions and crocodiles organizing outside a library to increase funding. Text says, "...or organized to keep the doors open."
Panel 2: "Maybe you're joining the library board or a friends of the library group?" "We want to hear from you!"

Panel 1: Lions and crocodiles organizing outside a library to increase funding. Text says, "...or organized to keep the doors open." Panel 2: "Maybe you're joining the library board or a friends of the library group?" "We want to hear from you!"

Hey! Are you doing something cool with your public library? Or know someone who is? @librariesftp.bsky.social wants to know. Write to us at forthepeoplelibraries[at]gmail.com if you would like to share a reflection in our newsletter.

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The ZineArranger by Nash High Zine layout tool for PDFs

There is a lot of woe in the world, but here is one thing I'm excited about:

nashhigh.itch.io/zinearranger This zine layout tool is a dream I never knew I had. You can upload a pdf of your, e.g., 56-page 1/4-sized zine in page order (1-56), and in seconds get back a 14-page doc you can print from.

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www.axios.com ICE reshapes the fight to avoid another government shutdown

ICE reshapes the fight to avoid another government shutdown

16.01.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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crooksandliars.com 'Whiskey Fridays With Tony Dokoupil' Coming Soon To CBS News | Crooks and Liars

'Whiskey Fridays With Tony Dokoupil' Coming Soon To CBS News

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ICE IN LOS ANGELES

Wednesday, ICE rolled up in an unmarked truck and turned LA into a rooftop chase scene.

Construction workers, jumping buildings, agents climbing ladders, all to terrorize people trying to do a day’s work.

No arrests. Just fear. Just risk. Just trauma.

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www.upi.com Seoul lawmaker Seo Young-kyo enters mayoral race in ruling party - UPI.com

Seoul lawmaker Seo Young-kyo enters mayoral race in ruling party

16.01.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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www.rawstory.com 'Greatest gaffe ever': Trump official torched by MS NOW host after Marie Antoinette moment

'Greatest gaffe ever': Trump official torched by MS NOW host after Marie Antoinette moment

16.01.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Venezuela's opposition leader gives Trump her Nobel Peace Prize medal Trump accepted the gift from MarΓ­a Corina Machado and thanked her for it in a social media post. It is not clear yet what he plans to do with the medal.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

Robert Kraft "gave" his Super Bowl ring to Putin in 2005

Didn't mean Putin won the Super Bowl

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And they dragged this poor guy across the cement and into detention. Absolutely wrong and unAmerican. ICE is not patriotic, they are treasonous thugs and will be held accountable, pretty soon the masks will be off!

15.01.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 256    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

ICE brutally goes after American citizens with ZERO justification.

*Yanks them out of their vehicle
*Cuts their seatbelts
*SMASH windows
*Drags them hard onto the ground, snow, cement, dirt, grass, etc
*Shoots them in the face

ICE doesn't show ID, always masked, military attire, & guns.🀬

15.01.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 181    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely wild the GOP is carrying water for a dude depicting himself as a king in a jet dumping poo on Americans.

Impossible to take anyone still standing by Trump seriously on any topic. Mike Johnson the β€œconservative Christian” is just cool with this at a values level, eh?

Mmmkay.

19.10.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 8248    πŸ” 1827    πŸ’¬ 312    πŸ“Œ 87
Six brand-new Cybertrucks sitting in a lot in south Seattle, presumably after being unloaded from a freight train.

Six brand-new Cybertrucks sitting in a lot in south Seattle, presumably after being unloaded from a freight train.

A bunch of unlovable cars in the receiving lot, just waiting to be matched with their unlovable men.

18.10.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3391    πŸ” 350    πŸ’¬ 251    πŸ“Œ 40
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Fetterman is a traitor.

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theonion.tumblr.com The Onion

Expressing astonishment at the transformative power of the journey, a button-up shirt reported…

19.10.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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thehill.com After β€˜No Kings,’ protesters tear gassed at Portland ICE facility

After 'No Kings,' protesters tear gassed at Portland ICE facility

19.10.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class LARCHMONT, NYβ€”Noting the 16-year-old had too big of an inheritance ahead of him to throw it all away, the parents of local teen Sutton Langford expressed concern Monday that their son was falling in w...

Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class

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Students With Hearing and Vision Loss Get Funding Back Despite Trump’s Anti-DEI Campaign Following public outcry, the Department of Education has reversed its decision to cut funding for students who have both hearing and vision loss, opting instead to reroute grants to an organization th...

While the Education Dept.’s decision will allow these programs to continue receiving grant funding for another year, the affected organizations were supposed to be funded through September 2028 before the Trump administration canceled the grants.

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www.rawstory.com MAGA's 'spaghetti-throwing' reveals how 'deeply unpopular' they are: analyst

MAGA's 'spaghetti-throwing' reveals how 'deeply unpopular' they are: analyst

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I wonder, if he was a teacher instead of a member of the royal family, where would he be now? #ReleaseTheEpsteinList

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Boy and Girl Face Rape and Attempted Murder Charges in Attack on Girl Prosecutors in Cuyahoga County, Ohio, filed the charges in juvenile court. The victim’s mother wrote on social media that her daughter was found β€œunresponsive and unrecognizable.”

A 9-year-old boy and a 10-year-old girl in Ohio are facing charges of rape and attempted murder after an attack on a 5-year-old girl in a Cleveland field, the authorities said on Wednesday.

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That is pretty damn pathetic that we treat our citizens this way.

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