Mega Patriot!

It's a beautiful day! VOX MUSK VOX DEI!
#maga #elonmusk

OK, I'll explain it one more time for those of you who don't understand why Russia was forced to invade Ukraine.
Ukraine was cozying up to NATO for help in the event that Russia invaded, so Putin was forced to invade to prevent Ukraine from defending against Russia invading. Simple!
#Putin #Ukraine

Everyone leave Elon alone!
Elon has money
I like money
If I'm really nice to Elon, I know in my heart of hearts he will give me money
Don't ruin this for me!
#maga #elonMusk #doge

Fun fact: Fluoride in water causes Alzheimer's, but if you eat your neighbor's pets, that risk goes away

#maga #flouride #Alzheimers

In anticipation of the incoming administration, I'm thinking of all the ways I'm going to profit. I'm starting another company, "Cuyahoga River Bonfire Boat Cruises". Let me know if you'd like to invest!
#maga #doge #defundthegovernment

I don't understand why people are so upset about RFK Jr's plans to eliminate fluoride from our water supply. It won't matter anyway once he replaces all the water with Brawndo. #whatplantscrave #maga

I call on all my fellow MAGAs to burn their "Band of Brothers" DVD box sets. We're just going to Neville Chamberlain the Ukraine situation! History will prove us right. #maga #ukraine

This is where all the cool kids are!

Can't wait for him to play for Minnesota next season!

Ooh, ooh, I got it right here!

"I swear I will be faithful and obedient
to the leader of the United States and people, Donald J Trump,
to observe the law, and to conscientiously fulfil my official duties, so help me God!"

Can't wait to start working one of my favorite "Drain the Swamp" picks, Linda McMahon! If there's anyone that knows how to keep it real, it's person running the WWE. #maga #cabinetpicks #draintheswamp

Everyone leave Elon alone!
Elon has money
I like money
If I'm really nice to Elon, I know in my heart of hearts he will give me money
Don't ruin this for me!

Ooh, that's a good question!

Since Mayor Pete lives in Traverse City, he's probably going to go for some fancy craft beer like Short's

Bestest Pete lives in Tennessee near the Kentucky border, so I'm guessing his favorite beer is guzzling bourbon

Point goes to my homeboy bourbon Pete!

In support of my homeboy Pete Hegseth, I'm attaching a comparison of him to the current administration's Pete. It's clear who the bestest Pete is!
#maga #pete

We need Pete in there! He has a plan to eliminate agents of the deep state by challenging them to a drinking contest. No one would survive that.

I've been hearing government workers will have to take a loyalty oath. Here's mine! #maga #loyaltyoath

"I swear I will be faithful and obedient
to the leader of the United States and people, Donald J Trump,
to observe the law, and to conscientiously fulfil my official duties, so help me God!"

In anticipation of being a cabinet member, I've approached Carl's Jr about a sponsorship deal.
#broughttoyoubycarlsjr #maga

Super pumped about winning so hard for the next 4 years!