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@thackalanche.bsky.social

Dad | Latter-day Saint | Finger of Davos @davosfingers | Stay-at-home defenseman | musician | Wedge Guy | #Avs | #DMB | #BYU | he/him

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Walking about Costco alone while waiting for new tires to be installed on the kidsโ€™ car. Whatโ€™s creepierโ€ฆ

A) walking with no cart, both hands in my pockets

B) walking with a cart that only has like three items in it

This is Costco, mind you.

13.10.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Latest total is over $225k

02.10.2025 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s been a hard couple of days for me and other members of my faith. Through it all, true followers of Jesus can be identified by their works, more so than their words.

01.10.2025 08:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Legit. And donโ€™t forget the deep cut โ€œCome On Pretty Babyโ€

11.09.2025 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m usually a pretty optimistic fellow. You know this.

Iโ€™m not feeling very optimistic right now.

And I didnโ€™t even like the guy.

11.09.2025 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I leave you two alone for 1 year and this is the trouble you get into?!

23.08.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Friendly reminder that on โ€œN Together Nowโ€, Method Man rhymes โ€œteethโ€ with โ€œthesisโ€ by pronouncing the former as โ€œteefisโ€. Like how a toddler would say it. Iโ€™m here for that kind of creativity.

23.08.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My candidate

07.08.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actually I donโ€™t hate Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.

03.08.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bryce Dallas Howard is a total babe in Jurassic World.

22.07.2025 05:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For some reason come to my window by Melissa Etheridge is stuck in my head so

22.07.2025 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is the quintessential grocery store music? Iโ€™ll start.

Matchbox Twenty

11.07.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still seeking the bright, even after all these years. Good to hear from you, Jack.

07.07.2025 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thinking about embarking on a Jurassic binge someone stop me.

07.07.2025 06:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s the reason for the season

04.07.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just purchased! @heathenking.bsky.social is one of my favorite authors. And people.

04.07.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watched Forrest Gump with my kids for the first time and was struck by Lt Danโ€™s happy ending, and how it all started with him keeping a promise to someone else who was keeping a promise to someone else. Even when it was hard at first to believe in that someone else. โค๏ธ

04.07.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just dropped off my 16 y/o twins at their driving test and John Mayer's "Stop This Train" came on as I was driving away. So that's how my morning is going. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

03.07.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s a cute scene and all, but can we all agree that itโ€™s a little weird that restaurant owners would make a whole bowl of spaghetti and set a nice table for two dogs in a back alley?

24.01.2025 08:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s so fluffy!

28.12.2024 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lisa Loeb

Lisa Loeb

Post your queen.

19.12.2024 09:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know Iโ€™m not supposed to like GoT, but dang if those Arya/Tywin scenes in S2 arenโ€™t delicious.

19.12.2024 08:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is almost always me.

โ€œYou looking for a hero? I guess that makes me a heroโ€ - Nas

18.12.2024 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Typical Situation from Luther College! Mesmerizing!

16.12.2024 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking seeeeexy, brother!

16.12.2024 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My heart goes out to you, brother. You and the whole family will be in the prayers of the Thackers. Some day I want to buy you a beer, split a pizza, and hear your stories about duckpin bowling and how to love my wife like your dad loves your mom.

16.12.2024 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Blood, sweat, tears, andโ€ฆ barf.

The glory of giving it your all. Proud of my boy.

15.12.2024 05:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love you!

13.12.2024 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unless itโ€™s hockey ๐Ÿ˜‰

13.12.2024 04:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I spent exactly .752 seconds longer than normal looking at a Green Day post on FB and now my feed is full of Mike Dirntโ€™s family photos

11.12.2024 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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