Autistic woman’s flirting “visible from space” confirms NASA Astronauts working on the International Space Station were dazzled by a sudden burst of flirting so bright that it briefly illuminated most of Shropshire, NASA has reported. The rare phenomenon was…

Astronauts working on the International Space Station were dazzled by a sudden burst of flirting so bright that it briefly illuminated most of Shropshire, NASA has reported.

This movie totally rips

who did this

Sisyphus pushing his boulder in a faux Greek style drawing. The boulder is labeled: "Keeping my fucking glasses clean."

Then the long wait till sworn sword adaptation!

Sr. Mints

If cis people felt what being trans is like for one day, trans healthcare would be free
It really fucking should be

Omg the FDA should have a field day on this. The biggest thing you can't do is make marketing claims about medical stuff.

best curse words ever @judecardanism go to hell" is basic. "i hope the tv adaptation of your favourite book has an awful cast" is smart. it's possible. it's terrifying.

Hope your hero gets played by James Corden.

300 gives me the ick so bad

A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."

Won't You Be My Neighbor? Woke Antifa's Secret Weapon

Authoritarians cannot understand regular people because they themselves are cowards

Fear motivates them, so they assume it motivates everyone. They can't imagine risking their lives for a stranger, for free

It's why they've beat a public retreat in Minneapolis, and it's how we'll ultimately win

A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"

Never Forget

He does such a goddamn good job. Some better line readings than the show.

Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild

Vodka martinis with garlic stuffed olives are so goddamn good

Hell yeah

one thing the trump era has made clear, i think, is that the american people themselves are far more committed to the values of our founding documents than our elites

We should be taking note on whatever constitutional or procedural rules these fuckers bend and break to enforce immigration law. And then follow their precedent to enforce tax law.

Again, this is FALSE. Administrative warrants are NOT signed by an immigration judge (or any judge at all). They are generated and signed by ICE officers themselves with no external oversight whatsoever.

Here is a blank sample warrant. Note who signs off on it; an "immigration officer."

Tall Man, Bald Child Duos Applaud Representation In New ‘Game Of Thrones’ Show

Tall Man, Bald Child Duos Applaud Representation In New ‘Game Of Thrones’ Show https://theonion.com/tall-man-bald-child-duos-applaud-representation-in-new-game-of-thrones-show/

Daniel Kibblesmith & @kibblesmith.com When I was a kid if there was a machine that made child porn and talked unwell teens into suicide it would get the dungeons and dragons satanic panic news magazine treatment 24/7 for five years, Oprah would be on the floor of congress firing a gun in the air and NO "FAMILY VALUES" PEOPLE GIVE A SHIT 12:10 AM • Jan 31, 2026 & Some people can reply

buddy the catholic church has had CSA scandals and has talked queer kids into suicide while proclaiming family values for centuries, that this isn’t getting the satanic panic treatment is because christianity, patriarchy, the nuclear family and child abuse are all incredibly linked.

Antebellum northerners never *liked* southern slavery, but they didn’t get angry enough to destroy it until it sent armies and spies into their cities to serve as kidnappers

Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

IWW IU 520 (Railroad Workers) PRESENTS: TROLLEY PROBLEM SOLUTION "Slip the switch" by flipping it while the trolley's front wheels have passed through, but before the back wheels do. This will cause a controlled derailment bringing the trolley to a safe halt.

Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome