maia

why am i always digging myself out of the same three holes riddle me this

arguing with my professors is a sport to me

life got so much better once i realized i could read fan fiction on the plane

everybody should send me money

haunted by what i should be doing (studying, probably)

enchanted by what i am (writing fanfiction, regrettably)

bed rotting used to pay. bring back stigmatist mystics

do we have generational tweeters on bsky.social.com

had a seven hour lesbian first date. stereotypes do come true

desperation is purpose. bliss is bewilderment

can’t believe yaoi is cool now

can we bring cringe losers back please?

i wish we still did ‘google search tweets’

here i’ll go first

girls kissing??!?

worst feeling is when you are really loving a video essay and then all of the comments point out how asinine it truly is

predator badlands has me stoked in a way only fanfiction put to screen can

my mom and i got stranded in eastern oregon with no gas for 120 miles, so we filled our tank with unleaded gasoline at a truck stop, put high octane fluid in it, and proceeded to drive 460 more miles with a hope and a prayer

checking back into lesbian college soon… pray they don’t draft me for the masc shortage

having a new nose piercing is like having an unexploded ordinance in your body

I just cried really hard after I read this

I really think I'd do great things on speed

this is insensitive to morning people. do better

i be chomping at the bit to post on linkedin

len this isn’t you…i know you’re better than this…please……..check yourself before you wreck…..yourself 😢😢

victor im going to create a murder vote in your name

what does one have to say or do to get famous on here

i love being an internet child because my life is preserved in amber

maybe i should get into absinthe

goddamn i forgot how good 'anthem' by leonard cohen is

procrastination is so much more fun than actually relaxing when you're allowed to

jason molina's 'the lioness' (2000) is severely under appreciated and overshadowed by magnolia electric co

challengers should’ve won best picture

i always wonder if i am in the timeline where something absolutely brilliant *didn’t* happen