Ivy

We pronounce it the only you can pronounce it?

Can I give her a social security number?

Well the obvious solution seems to be hold your ears and cross your legs

Too hot or too cold rn?

Yeah that's the one! Cough up, Britwife!! 💷💷💷

Do both: make her pay for it

You wouldn't want to spend that much on the inhaler and then not get to use it!!

It's very exciting - I would be excited

Oh god did they all get turned off by CupHQ?

thank you bill keating for standing up for mcbride. i really needed a news story like that this morning. more dems need to follow keating’s example

Hate the process of getting better from being ill because you'll be in bed recovering and start to feel better so you'll get up to do stuff and everything goes ow no bad

Would love to just close my little eyes and get 2-3 hours more sleep

I've found that one of the best ways to warm my feet up is to take my socks off

Okay new rule: if you're in a group across a whole corridors width and you're walking towards me, at least one of you has to move aside. Preferably without glaring at me for having volume in a space

Always leave them with questions unanswered

Have you considered getting back at them by taking their daughter halfway across the world away from them? It's what I would do

We love our designated personal relaxation time

Zapzone

If you're spending $100, why would you make it bad??

$100 it is then I guess. But like a really good $100

$40 but like a really good $40

Do your mobility stretches!!

The problem with the station announcement telling me about the LNER service to Edinburgh is that that sounds a lot better than what I already have planned

Anyone else had two separate bedroom door handles break within a year of each other? Just me?

I might have to push that 11:30pm back to half past midnight if that's good with you okay thanks

We simply don't have any soap. sorry.

It was only sickeningly loud in there

I've been on bluesky for all of five minutes having told it I like cat pictures and it's already feeding me queer and neurodivergent content. It does think I'm in Germany though. I'll take the small wins.