Phil The Sheep

Phil The Sheep

@asheepie.bsky.social

Linux, computer and boardgame geek. Likes cheese. Martial Artist. Very Metal. B-movie zombie film lover. Cats. Evil leader of the Woolly Legions Of Doom (tm). World's first official* Cripple Mr Onion champion *probably (He/him)

1,624 Followers 2,897 Following 13,460 Posts Joined Jul 2023
7 hours ago

PROTOLOL jokes
Mr. OAuth tries to cash out a cheuqe, it bounced! Teller said. Invalid signature.
#protolol
#joke

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Power failure 🤨 So we'll play until the sun goes down 😁

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9 months ago
if you face swap Mulder and Scully they look like a great Synth Pop band.

(above a photo of face swapped Mulder and Scully)

the Inhuman League

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10 hours ago

Oh, they're gits when they're under the skin but you gotta leave 'em be until they're ready

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4 months ago
From the Doctor Who episode The Daleks Master Plan its 3 daleks in the black and white screencap 2 of them have fire shooting out in front of them 1965 1966
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Valetta colourful home Valetta balconies Valetta stairs up a street Valetta lions holding up the balconies

#KaveyeatsMalta
Valetta misc pics

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11 hours ago
A tiny little furry orb with little ears looks at the camera with its little beady black eyes. Its sitting on the edge of a patch of snow on a wooden deck covered with sunflower seed shells. A tiny little furry orb of reddish fur with little ears looks off to the right of the image with its little beady black eyes. Its sitting on the edge of a patch of snow on a wooden deck covered with sunflower seed shells. A tiny little furry orb of reddish fur with little ears looks off to the left of the image with its little beady black eyes. Its sitting on the edge of a patch of snow on a wooden deck covered with sunflower seed shells.

My little buddy was back this morning cleaning up the leftovers.
This little red backed vole is so adorable. #mammals 🌿

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6 days ago

Biblically accurate potato salad.

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14 hours ago
Photographs of a dinosaur-looking bird, the shoebill, and popstar Sabrina Carpenter, overlaid with a height comparison showing both are 152 cm, with visual graphics saying the magazine's name SSWAGGER and some Chinese characters Photographs of a shoebill and popstar Sabrina Carpenter overlaid with a height comparison showing that, yes indeed, both are just 152 cm I can't even begin to describe this photograph. I think that might be Taylor Swift on a night out with Sabrina Carpenter. But Sabrina is photoshopped to have a shoebill face and talons, with wing-tips coming out her coat but still Sabrina's hair

Just incredible shoebill awareness-raising from this Hong Kong teens' magazine

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22 hours ago
Six Korean celebrities in a room that looks likr the cockpit of a submarine (impressively, but not 100% realistic, like a Disney ride) The entire room is tilted at an angle and all the people have slid into a corner, bracing themselves on the floor and the wall

Some Korean variety shows are just "murder mystery dinner" or "escape room" with insane budgets & it's so good. Agents of Mystery is escape room with budget to hire actors and build sets to make it more immersive. They're in a "submarine" and it's offbalance so the entire room tilted.

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Another pic from the camera roll. Bafflingly, I was the only person to sign up for the excellent “This Is Not a Test” demo at Tacticon 2017 in Aurora, Colo. Cons can be weird that way. So essentially the hosts set up and tore down this amazing table just for me.

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21 hours ago

Never been a big Who fan, but the fact that huge portions of it are lost is a tragedy and the recovery of any episodes (these seem to be important ones!) is a triumph for the preservation of art generally and sci-fi in particular.

So significant and welcome news!

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21 hours ago

Those are very cool, and bloody hell you must have a steady hand, and a keen eye to make lettering that small

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I’ve been having fun with booze labels on my Space Gits…the one that’s hard to read is one that I wasn’t aware of until I googled “famously awful liquor brands” or some such: Jeppson’s Malort 😄

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22 hours ago
A pub sign of a Medieval bum with a trumpet. Words: Never underestimate the value of a good pub sign
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21 hours ago

Yeah, GF used to keep and breed them, and she really loved them but it was always sad that they didn't live too long

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22 hours ago

last year I tried to see if there was anywhere I could go to pet some rats because none of the pet stores here seem to have them. googling revealed a rat cafe in town and I got so excited until I saw it was an april fools post. is it really so ridiculous that I would like to pet a little guy????

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Photo: A sign says: Caution. Icy. Walk like a penguin.
Source: Orben Christensen
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-silly-signs-pics/

An appropriate sign for the icy conditions today
here in the Lower Ottawa Valley. 😁

[credit in ALT]

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21 hours ago

hi Paul, trying new slogans for next AGM:

Umbrella. Now divested of 99% of our nuclear weapons.
Umbrella. The West Coast's best source of quality organ buckets.
Umbrella. It's not like you suddenly care about the planet.
Umbrella. Hey come on, that evil stuff was just a joke. Buy some vitamins.

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 mostly green salad with some bright flowers in it Large tortoise boy beginning to eat his salad

Today in Jeremy's salad: collard greens, cucumber, aloe vera, coreopsis, wine cup, Indian blanket, and dewberry flower

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Ohhhh, nice, hahaha

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can this be a solution?

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A woman in a mask
Headline:
Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?
Story from Jerk Wingley and Terramin Defishunsee

Photo from Adobe

Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

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Ohhhhhhhhhh, that's very cool

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Now that is a proper damn warrrgghg

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That seems to be common with the government projects and legislation (Online Safety Act, cough cough).
I suspect it's just driven by donors and lobbying

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'Rectal garlic insertion for immune support': Medical chatbots confidently give disastrously misguided advice, experts say

AI is out there telling people to put garlic in their buttholes. Just thought you'd want to know.

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Ah, it's been deleted.
It was a suggestion that we put the Greggs pasty on the £5 note, and so I thought "I know the very person to champion this: the Boudicca Of Baked Goods"

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