I can’t make this up
05.03.2025 18:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@notdannydevito.bsky.social
✯ 28✯ 5 subway sandwiches tall ⋆·˚ ༘ * i will never elaborate because i don’t even understand what i just said
I can’t make this up
05.03.2025 18:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0little boop
21.02.2025 20:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Genuinely a necessity after answering phone calls and emails all day at my desk job
31.01.2025 22:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Intelligence officials are starting to leak to me now too. Here’s a memo Defense Intelligence Agency personnel received instructing them to suspend observances including:
- Holocaust Remembrance Day
- MLK Day
- Juneteenth
4:20
30.01.2025 22:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please more🥲
30.01.2025 19:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0like just give me an IV of it and I’ll be fine!
30.01.2025 19:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trust me I get it
30.01.2025 19:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel you 🥲
30.01.2025 17:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m in the same boat. None of my IRLs are on Bluesky or discord🥲
30.01.2025 17:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the US really fumbled Bernie as prez
30.01.2025 01:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just in case there is confusion about anything
30.01.2025 00:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have never seen anyone flip as quickly as Robert F. Kennedy did on the question of whether a woman has the right to control her own body.
29.01.2025 21:30 — 👍 40753 🔁 6977 💬 1122 📌 353My drivers license picture will never be as good as when I was 16 unfortunately
29.01.2025 19:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omg whattttt I haven’t seen any
29.01.2025 14:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hi to me rn
29.01.2025 14:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@ all of you in my phone
29.01.2025 14:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🥺🌷
29.01.2025 02:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lesbians!!! Lock in!!!
28.01.2025 22:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t trust any politician except Bernie and AOC
28.01.2025 22:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Eggonomics 😭
28.01.2025 21:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just did my own taxes. I should be in jail by Monday.
28.01.2025 21:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My biggest pet peeve is succumbing to a “loss” if they don’t help us now how are we suppose to trust anyone for the next primaries?
28.01.2025 21:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ve been having soup literally everyday for like a week
28.01.2025 16:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was late to the following party unfortunately🍅
28.01.2025 14:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Of course hi bestie
28.01.2025 02:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m glad you finally arrived 😎
27.01.2025 23:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the nails thoughhh
27.01.2025 21:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0hi I’m 27 and just got divorced so when you find out plz tell me
27.01.2025 21:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0