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@notdannydevito.bsky.social

✯ 28✯ 5 subway sandwiches tall ⋆·˚ ༘ * i will never elaborate because i don’t even understand what i just said

56 Followers  |  61 Following  |  102 Posts  |  Joined: 05.08.2023  |  1.864

Latest posts by notdannydevito.bsky.social on Bluesky

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I can’t make this up

05.03.2025 18:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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little boop

21.02.2025 20:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Genuinely a necessity after answering phone calls and emails all day at my desk job

31.01.2025 22:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Intelligence officials are starting to leak to me now too. Here’s a memo Defense Intelligence Agency personnel received instructing them to suspend observances including:
- Holocaust Remembrance Day
- MLK Day
- Juneteenth

29.01.2025 15:24 — 👍 14863    🔁 6881    💬 855    📌 1423

4:20

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Please more🥲

30.01.2025 19:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

like just give me an IV of it and I’ll be fine!

30.01.2025 19:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trust me I get it

30.01.2025 19:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel you 🥲

30.01.2025 17:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m in the same boat. None of my IRLs are on Bluesky or discord🥲

30.01.2025 17:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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the US really fumbled Bernie as prez

30.01.2025 01:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just in case there is confusion about anything

30.01.2025 00:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I have never seen anyone flip as quickly as Robert F. Kennedy did on the question of whether a woman has the right to control her own body.

29.01.2025 21:30 — 👍 40753    🔁 6977    💬 1122    📌 353

My drivers license picture will never be as good as when I was 16 unfortunately

29.01.2025 19:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Omg whattttt I haven’t seen any

29.01.2025 14:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hi to me rn

29.01.2025 14:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@ all of you in my phone

29.01.2025 14:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🥺🌷

29.01.2025 02:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lesbians!!! Lock in!!!

28.01.2025 22:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t trust any politician except Bernie and AOC

28.01.2025 22:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eggonomics 😭

28.01.2025 21:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just did my own taxes. I should be in jail by Monday.

28.01.2025 21:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My biggest pet peeve is succumbing to a “loss” if they don’t help us now how are we suppose to trust anyone for the next primaries?

28.01.2025 21:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve been having soup literally everyday for like a week

28.01.2025 16:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was late to the following party unfortunately🍅

28.01.2025 14:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Of course hi bestie

28.01.2025 02:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m glad you finally arrived 😎

27.01.2025 23:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the nails thoughhh

27.01.2025 21:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hi I’m 27 and just got divorced so when you find out plz tell me

27.01.2025 21:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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