CrapPortraits

Out on my daily walk here. Just walked past 2 houses on the same street (more of less opposite each other) who still have their Christmas trees up (fully decorated, lights not on though). Is this some sort of neighbour bet?

Image shows using hand dryer is loud, with image of man with fingers in ears

When using hand dryer remember to place fingers in ears.

Twixmas Tranquillity. This was a very serene view today. Stunning weather for December

Friday portrait

It’s a portrait, but not one you’ll ever recognise, so nothing new to see then.

From tomorrow the evenings start to get brighter, so there's that.

Latest sketch of some Geordie Jokers #antanddec from #imacelebrity

Flip sake, 21 hours and 1 like, that's a scandal !

Friday portrait, easy if you know who it is.

I can’t begin to believe how excited you are to see a Friday portrait. It’s hardly a weekend without one.
youll no doubt be relieved and astounded in equal measure to hear that no AI was used in its production.
truly crap, but you wouldn’t have it by other way.

You’ll be glad to know you’re both wrong 😁

I haven’t done a brilliant portrait in a long time. No change there then.

Packet of chicken reduced from £2.50 to to £2.49

Who doesn't love a bargain?

Just out getting a bit of shopping... spotted this

😜

Here’s a portrait I did six years ago. I don’t really like most of my portraits but I like a few, this is one, even though it’s crap (obvs).

OK, Ive had a short break from portraits and this week I have returned to charcoal.
You'll be relieved to know that no fragment of skill has accidentally be lodged in this weeks portrait. Normal service has been resumed.

Car parked about 50 percent into a space

Easily the worst park I've seen in a decade. There was no one in the car, this is a "park".

Yes, really

Sunday dose of tranquillity

#1776 this is actor Laurence Fishburne

#1775 this is actor Ciaran Hinds

Probably wouldn’t be my choice either.

The beer or the yogurt?

😁

I was in a supermarket today. I can’t help but be in awe of other people’s shopping baskets. One guy has 172 bottles of coors beer and a packet of nappies. Another had 16 0.5l , that’s 8 litres of yogurt. The mind boggles 🤯

Friday night, must be time for a portrait. I have a feeling you’ll not guess this one.

It’s Friday portrait time, for those of you that can be bothered. I really must get back to paper one of these days.
Not this week though.

Friday goslings in the sunshine.

Drawing of Idris Elba

Drawing of the epic Idris Elba.
#art #humansofbluesky

Here’s a portrait I drew in April 2017.