@bearpodspro.bsky.social
NSFW. 40s. He/him. Gay houseplant. Goofball. A little srs. Horror / sci-fi movies. PC gamer. Terribly awkward w/ sexy DMs at first but convos about common interests? 👍 Mainly here to look at yer 🍆. Or yer dad's 🍆. I ❤️ dicks. Blank? Ad? Blocked.
Waking up right on a Sunday
omg I wish some of them would get turned into movies. I would pay to see a movie about the flesh that hates.
I am personally a fan of the slower, more thoughtful approach rather than the bob up-and-down gluk gluk gluk method. 🤪
Speaking of teases…Dad sees you lookin.
Well now I gotta have hot dogs tonight.
it's so preettyyyyyy 🤩
Just something about a good robe tease. Trying to discover all the sneaky ways you can get a peek without them noticing, don't let them see you looking b/c they'll cover everything up or shift positions...😈
Annal nathrach, uthfas bethud, dochiel dienve!
Feeling fidgety. Anybody wanna sit on the couch and watch movies with me and let me play with their balls?
I thought this was a given at this point, they really are thick if they're just now making memes about it 🤣
omg! Somebody's been busy! Looking amazing sir, good work!
I did electrical work for my mom. We deserve baked goods.
Scrubs are so hot good lord. You wear them well sir.
yep that'll do it 🤤
Sorry I haven’t been around much boys. I’m doing great but meds got my libido shot 🤪 We gonna get that fixed. Meantime, dick and a little extra.
Blessed be!
Each one features a trailer for another batman origin story feat. Martha and Wayne
Feets is cold!
One day, I will see them live...
Love hands!
Big same.
Near my original home town!
Diablo IV husband* goals**
*husband AND husband class #marryadruid
**one of many
LMAO well played.
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1. [Potent Potion of Pyrithione Zinc]
2. [Capsule of Dopamine Release]
3. [Blesséd USB-C Cable with Fast Charge]
4. [Packet of MSG]
5. [23mm 1:1.4f Lens for Fuji X-E3]
6. [Magic Box of Minty Inhaling]
Sword fight!
Bad puns get you sent straight to my bedroom young man 😈
Pulp is the way
Climb in bed with me and let’s feel each other up #fcf
Oh you could get it no matter when or where! 😈